Ms Biff Biffs the Biffmobiles

**scumdog** · 10th June 2005, 10:45

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Thought you redneck country types all drove big fuckoff pickups with the 360degree bullbars?

Yeah, well I HAVE got a big grunty pickup but it AIN'T got any bullbar (or bumpers for that matter) but it can 'fuckoff' pretty damn quick!

And it was new in 1955.

**MSTRS:Me** · 10th June 2005, 10:49

Originally Posted by scumdog

1955.

Detroit's finest year. Have a

**Ogri** · 10th June 2005, 17:46

I have to admit to something similar ............... the other half leaves for work before me and 99% of the time leaves the gates open. One particular morning he didn't - result one Subaru with a sore arse and a pair of very mangled gates.

**Biff** · 10th June 2005, 22:29

May I just introduce myself as Mrs Biff the Blackbird widow and as Mr Biff has abandoned ship tonight I feel that it is my prime opportunity to defend my recent inability to reverse into clear open space. For a start Mr Biff is exagerating as always and I meerly smashed the glass light at the front of his poxy car (of which I have been demoted to drive as a penance for my misdemeanour). It could have been much much worse, it could have been the kids or dread to think the Biff Bird itself, god forbid. Yes I f**ked up, first time in 15 years of driving but hey I am a mum of two wee ones suddenly thrown into a full time job of 40 hours a week and it being my second day in my new job I was panicked in such a state that I did not want to be late. Unfortunately it was not a slow reverse out but hey if you're gonna do it then do it in style. And as for when Mr Biff smashed his beloved I was very understanding, more concerned for his welfare than the hunk of metal in the garage that has taken my place. I want a bike now that I can rub down and tenderly love like he loves and cherishes his No 1 BiffBird - yes she is beautiful but she gets so much more attention that I - boohoo!
But then I guess he has control (except at Ruapuna - he he) over her.
As for Mr Biff paying for both vehicles - believe me I have paid in domestic slavery and childcare, where is the equality in this world aye!

Mr Biff you need a biff for being so anal about it all you know.
On a more cheery note me wants to have a go at riding a motorbike as I want a taste of those fantastic leany corners and I wanna be in control. Probably not a good thread to try my luck in but if there are any folks out there who have an off roader that I could have a bimble about on to see how much more I really want a road bike then please please give me a shout. Despite recent bump I am truly a really good driver - honest!

Plus really need my own set of wheels as don't know how much longer I can stare at the back of Biff's head!!!

**scumdog** · 10th June 2005, 23:49

There really is a Mrs Biff? You poor long suffering child! oh you must be SO patient!!

I WILL get up to Ch-ch ONE day, even if only to shake (nay, kiss) the hand of a woman so strong!!

How do you cope with a man that biffs 'birds down Ruapuna? - and has such a boring back to his head!

**Ixion** · 10th June 2005, 23:52

Uh - this isn't one of Mr Biffs strangely perverted little notions , is it? Pretending to be Mrs Biff?

**Gremlin** · 11th June 2005, 00:37

Originally Posted by Ixion

Uh - this isn't one of Mr Biffs strangely perverted little notions , is it? Pretending to be Mrs Biff?

If it was there would inevitably some leering to some bad idea/horrible pic.

I feel for the poor lady, but (assuming this is her) she will probably find being in control will probably feel slower...

**Ixion** · 11th June 2005, 01:05

Originally Posted by Gremlin

If it was there would inevitably some leering to some bad idea/horrible pic.

I feel for the poor lady, but (assuming this is her) she will probably find being in control will probably feel slower...

Well, maybe. But you never know with him , do you

[looks carefully round and drops voice :sly: ] 'e's WELCH you know. Says a lot that does.

**Gremlin** · 11th June 2005, 01:11

[Low Voice]Why?? Me mum's part welch. What am I looking for??[/Low Voice]

**Ixion** · 11th June 2005, 01:25

Originally Posted by Gremlin

[Low Voice]Why?? Me mum's part welch. What am I looking for??[/Low Voice]

WELCHNESS !!!!

**Ixion** · 11th June 2005, 01:27

This thread is starting to develop well, but I need some help from me loonies. Loonies where are you, come and play in this thread.

**Gremlin** · 11th June 2005, 01:37

Originally Posted by Ixion

WELCHNESS !!!!

Well, I have spotted a little of that, but being the only welch one (unless you count me little brother and me) and the only female, we have her nicely suppressed...

Anything else?? *Pulls out notepad attentively*

**John** · 11th June 2005, 01:40

Originally Posted by Ixion

This thread is starting to develop well, but I need some help from me loonies. Loonies where are you, come and play in this thread.

yeealow...?

Ok first person to guess my name gets free anal

**TonyB** · 11th June 2005, 07:55

Originally Posted by Biff

On a more cheery note me wants to have a go at riding a motorbike as I want a taste of those fantastic leany corners and I wanna be in control. Probably not a good thread to try my luck in but if there are any folks out there who have an off roader that I could have a bimble about on to see how much more I really want a road bike then please please give me a shout. Despite recent bump I am truly a really good driver - honest!

Plus really need my own set of wheels as don't know how much longer I can stare at the back of Biff's head!!!

Ha HHAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Oh that's brilliant. (God forbid my wife ever gets on here) Good on you for wanting to have go! Just borrow the BiffbirdMkII.

**Biff** · 11th June 2005, 10:06

Time for me to change my password me thinks!

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