Children, they're smarter than we think . . .
Sorry if its been posted before but this cracked me up!!
Mom & Dad decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie
with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the
balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighbourhood
activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted.
A few moments passed. "An ambulance just drove by".
A few moments later, "Looks like the Anderson's have company" he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike....."
"The Coopers are having sex!!"
Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!! Dad cautiously asked, "How do you know they are having sex??"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing out on his balcony with a Popsicle too."
Last edited by Maximus; 9th June 2005 at 14:34.
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Originally Posted by bugjuice
, I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight...
I wear jeans
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