Sexual harassment

**Biff** · 9th June 2005, 16:25

A man walks up to a woman in his office every day,
stands very close To her, draws in a large breath of
air and tells her that her hair Smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer,
and goes to her manager. Without identifying the guy,
she tells her boss what the co-worker does, and that
she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against
him.
The manager is puzzled by this approach, and asks,
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling
you your hair smells nice?
The woman replies, "It's Dave, the midget."

**bugjuice** · 9th June 2005, 16:30

lol..
does it work the same if you get on your knees and do this?

**Biff** · 9th June 2005, 16:49

Originally Posted by bugjuice

lol..
does it work the same if you get on your knees and do this?

No - you just get a bruise from where she hits you with something hard.
I know these things.

**placidfemme** · 9th June 2005, 16:58

Originally Posted by Biff

A man walks up to a woman in his office every day,
stands very close To her, draws in a large breath of
air and tells her that her hair Smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer,
and goes to her manager. Without identifying the guy,
she tells her boss what the co-worker does, and that
she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against
him.
The manager is puzzled by this approach, and asks,
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling
you your hair smells nice?
The woman replies, "It's Dave, the midget."

LMAO hehe that was good

**Biff** · 9th June 2005, 17:00

Of course this joke would only make sense to those ladies that prefer to keep themselves 'natural'.

**White trash** · 9th June 2005, 17:00

Sexual harrasment jokes are neither big nor clever Biff.

It's a real problem for some of us, chicks throwing themselves at us constantly. Making lewd suggestions at staff partys.

I'm not amused.

NC · 9th June 2005, 17:02

Originally Posted by White trash

Sexual harrasment jokes are neither big nor clever Biff.

It's a real problem for some of us, chicks throwing themselves at us constantly. Making lewd suggestions at staff partys.

I'm not amused.

............

**Riff Raff** · 9th June 2005, 17:09

Originally Posted by White trash

It's a real problem for some of us, chicks throwing themselves at us constantly. Making lewd suggestions at staff partys.
.

No silly - that was Hayden & Clint. Might be time to lay off the Steinlager!

**Biff** · 9th June 2005, 17:11

Originally Posted by White trash

Sexual harrasment jokes are neither big nor clever Biff.

It's a real problem for some of us, chicks throwing themselves at us constantly. Making lewd suggestions at staff partys.

I'm not amused.

I know you look like a big girl WT, that's why I keep telling you not to go to these lesbian parties.

**Sniper** · 10th June 2005, 09:41

Originally Posted by White trash

Sexual harrasment jokes are neither big nor clever Biff.

It's a real problem for some of us, chicks throwing themselves at us constantly. Making lewd suggestions at staff partys.

I'm not amused.

Where can I go to enjoy that too??