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    Quote Originally Posted by SpankMe View Post
    Maybe I need to learn some Indian language insults to yell at them
    Try these: Gaandu, Mother-chod, sister-chod, bhosdi-k, rundi... dont ask me what they mean tho

    my wife has been getting these calls at work for the past couple days.. she had a chat with the guy at the other end yesterday and he claimed that he was in a Microsoft call centre in pakistan.

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    Just ask him what he's wearing, and if he has a sexy little thong on...

    If the guy is really keen on getting you viruses, carry it through, ask him if he's currently touching the guy next door's cock, does he want to, is his being touched, blah blah

    So many different things to say... so few chances before they hang up...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BJ250 View Post
    Try these: Gaandu, Mother-chod, sister-chod, bhosdi-k, rundi... dont ask me what they mean tho
    Quote Originally Posted by SpankMe View Post
    These pricks here still calling me. Yelling abuse at them doesn't work. Maybe I need to learn some Indian language insults to yell at them
    I don't know the exact spelling but the following words should be offensive enough. Alternative (correct?) versions of BJ250's first three on the list:

    Ghandu
    Maichud
    Banchud

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    Quote Originally Posted by spankme View Post
    oh, and today is international caps lock day
    can we enable this permanently? I miss it.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    I don't know the exact spelling but the following words should be offensive enough. Alternative (correct?) versions of BJ250's first three on the list:

    Ghandu
    Maichud
    Banchud
    Yep, you got the spellings right.. I just anglicised the words and spelt them phonetically...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    If it's a chick ask if she has Chootny Chutney for a laugh too....

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    Computer maintenance co. India?

    Just had one of those calls from an asian call centre from some guy claiming to be from the Computer maintenance company. I thought I'd listen to him for a bit, but unplugged my internet 1st. He wanted me to open up applications to see how many errors and warnings there were, which was interesting. Also the fact that you can't delete them. Becuse it's a log maybe? He said that I was running XP and I asked him how he knew that? He said it was from his predecessor whom I had talked to although he wouldn't hear of me denying this. Anyway then he wanted me to run www dot support dot me, which I refused to do. He started saying that I was a real gentleman which I took issue with and then I asked him who he worked for , where he was , who he was and that I didn't trust him. He started to get a bit tetchy and threw in a bible quote to try and convince me what a genuine little hindu he really was! I asked him if he was just doing this out of the goodness of his heart, and he said yes he was. Then back to the old, download this website nonsense so I hung up. So, interesting, I assume he was intending to scam me. Anyone shed some light?
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    Smells strongly of what's in your signature.

    I've taken to not trusting anybody with my computers, cars, motorcycle, etc.

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    I had the same call hung up after "computer maintenance"

    if its the same one that has been going around he would try to charge you to fix problems that his website creates (simply put)

    good to waste there time i suppose but dont open his site
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Seat_Terror View Post
    Smells strongly of what's in your signature.

    I've taken to not trusting anybody with my computers, cars, motorcycle, etc.
    Your girlfriend a shareable commodity then? p/t
    But you are right, I googled it and it is a scam, although the website is genuine, the scammers are using it for their own means apparently
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    They've been calling pretty much every week. I'm getting very blunt with them.
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    Yea, we used to get them quite often. Now we haven't heard from them in months. What I reckon I'll do next time is try to be as annoying as possible. Or maybe get some real irritating high pitch noise and play it over the phone.

    That'll teach em'

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