Imaginative punishments for students who can't leave your bike alone

[BuzzardNZ]

count yourself lucky they only sat on ur bike. When I was at college, a teacher who had a GSX750 used to leave his helmet locked to his bike. Well after a detention, I was walking to my bike and saw a maori student pissing into the teachers helmet.

Same teacher also would drive his car to school on wet days, some other arsehole shit on his bonnet and put sugar in his tank.

[Pixie]

I know of an aspiring bike thief who was chained to a tree in Symonds St outside the Uni,after interfering with a bike parked there.

[p.dath]

count yourself lucky they only sat on ur bike. When I was at college, a teacher who had a GSX750 used to leave his helmet locked to his bike. Well after a detention, I was walking to my bike and saw a maori student pissing into the teachers helmet.

Same teacher also would drive his car to school on wet days, some other arsehole shit on his bonnet and put sugar in his tank.

That does not sound like a popular teacher ...

[MsKABC]

I took a class outside one day and used my bike as a teaching focus (makes an excellent context for friction and energy changes in science ). A girl asked if she could sit on it, so I said yes. What she did next defies belief - she bent over and LICKED the tank!!

The next time I took a class out to look at it, there were no unforeseen and bizarre incidences. The principal did walk past though and thought it was an excellent lesson