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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    Im too young for you haha....so do I get a treat now?
    You probably wouldn't think it was a treat...
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowboyz View Post
    and there goes the thread.....................
    Sorry sweet, couldn't help myself....

    I suggest for a real treat, Lindor milk chocolates (they are choc balls wrapped in red paper) they are like a chocolate orgasm in your mouth! but only if they are at the right room temperature...
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    You probably wouldn't think it was a treat...
    Suppose the name says it all Slow, old and grumpy....guess you have no teeth so no candy for you! tisk tisk
    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Heres me a number of years ago, must have been around 1997'-8'....
    Next time you should put a costume on

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    Suppose the name says it all Slow, old and grumpy....guess you have no teeth so no candy for you! tisk tisk
    Teeth are all good! You want I should bite ya wivvem?
    . “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis

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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    Teeth are all good! You want I should bite ya wivvem?
    Lol, do your worst....

    I'll scream like a girly girl! ....

    Just keep the helmet and leathers on ok....

    I feel sorry for any kids knocking on your door for halloween!
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    You could always ask them if they'd like some chocolate (not adviseable if you're of the darker skinned persuasion and have a creepy demeanour) or if they'd like some nuts (nuff said)...
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    Lol, do your worst....

    I'll scream like a girly girl! ....

    Just keep the helmet and leathers on ok....

    I feel sorry for any kids knocking on your door for halloween!
    None of them will knock on my door. Known "men who live alone and never have visitors" are obviously psychopathic drug-addicted paedophiles on the run from the constabulary...
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    Oh, forgot also that I supply asian lollies, wonder how they taste to the kiddies? Mmmm preserved plums with a salty aftertaste anyone?
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    None of them will knock on my door. Known "men who live alone and never have visitors" are obviously psychopathic drug-addicted paedophiles on the run from the constabulary...
    Best get some werthers originals then... that Ad always creeped me out (seems like i aint the only one), Now I'm the Grandad... shiver... anyhoo, time to get into trouble

    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    Sorry sweet, couldn't help myself....

    I suggest for a real treat, Lindor milk chocolates (they are choc balls wrapped in red paper) they are like a chocolate orgasm in your mouth! but only if they are at the right room temperature...

    while you might enjoy a orgasm in your mouth Ill just back away slowly............................................ .

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    Around what time do the little fuckers come out expecting candy? I'll make sure I release the hounds before then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX View Post
    Around what time do the little fuckers come out expecting candy? I'll make sure I release the hounds before then.
    Cheap option....yell out ''lollie scramble'' and throw some Hundreds n' Thousands at them...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    Best get some werthers originals then... that Ad always creeped me out (seems like i aint the only one), Now I'm the Grandad... shiver... anyhoo, time to get into trouble

    I'm not allowed to give you any more bling, but that's a fucking hoot!
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    Can't get worse than the UK, where a school renamed their Halloween party because Halloween sounded too scary. Now its called the Scary Costume Party.

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