Halloween

[bogan]

my flatmates tried to do the halloween thing last year and got candy for the childeren, except nobody told them we had any so only 2 kids turned up or some shit, anyway, was a good deal for me cos heaps of free candy.

But with all the little fat bastards around, have some scales and pictures of fat people surgery, that'll scare em

[Mully]

I fucking loath this bullshit.

How the hell can parents justify telling their kids not to take lollies from strangers for 364 days a year, and then it's all one for one night.

And it's not just neighbours either - I see kids trick-or-treating ("Trick or Treat" "Umm, trick please") at our place who I have never seen before

My personal favourite was a couple of years ago when some little shit decided that I hadn't got to the door quickly enough and tried the door. He nearly shit his pants when I flung the door open half a second later and unleashed at him:

"What the fuck do you think you're doing?" (No parent anywhere near, of course)
"Oh, you didn't open the door, so I was checking to see if anyone was home"
"What? Fuck off"
"Umm, Trick or treat"
"Fuck. Off"

Might take the wife out for dinner on Sunday.

[Banditbandit]

guess you have no teeth so no candy for you! tisk tisk

If he has no teeth it's way too late to worry about whether he has candy or not ...

But have you ever dreamt about cunnilingus with no teeth ?

[Banditbandit]

Just tell them "I'll take the treat" and reach for the cutest one ... watch parents flip out at leather clad biker reaching for one of their darlings .. it's a real treat !!!!

[admenk]

For some reason, whenever I answer the door, kids run away screaming...any time of the year.

[slofox]

One of my main reasons for buying another motorbike was to scare little children. And livestock. And car -drivers. And mothers....and..

EDIT: And I bet I could scare shit out of my lilfox too...if I could only persuade her to get on the back...

[wickle]

can you still get laxative chocolate from Chemist shop? repack it then the parents can deal with the problem

[XxKiTtiExX]

Cheap option....yell out ''lollie scramble'' and throw some Hundreds n' Thousands at them...

I might go into Kaeo and do that a bit later on lol

[Maha]

I might go into Kaeo and do that a bit later on lol

Choose a gravel driveway, its hilarious, kids will stop at nothing.

...and I get the Kaeo bit...

[XxKiTtiExX]

Choose a gravel driveway, its hilarious, kids will stop at nothing.

...and I get the Kaeo bit...

That would seriously be so damn hilarious.

Do you? I live there

[Kittyhawk]

Maha you're a cheap bastard!

[Maha]

Maha you're a cheap bastard!

....you know it Sparrow.....

[Little Miss Trouble]

I shall be out on the night but heres an idea for someone:

1, Set up video camera near front door

2, Drag garden hose with squirt gun attachment through the house to said door.

3, Post ensuing footage on KB for all of us to enjoy

[far queue]

American bullshit! I normally shut the gates with the beware of the dog sign on it (I don't have a dog ) which keeps them away, but the gates are a bit rooted since the quake. A mate of mine turns his sprinkler on in the driveway and reckons that keeps the little beggars away.

[Ladydragon]

Sorry everyone I made a mistake Halloween isn't this Saturday it's on the 31st of October thats this Sunday coming

now remember no chocolate lollies or ones with penuts in them