End of school prank?

[jaymzw]

Some good ideas in here. I know of the pig one, and the gasoline on the grass one. How long until grass dies out of interest? We have a decent hill we could do over.

Wouldn't do the fire alarm for the reason mentioned above

[sunhuntin]

Draw whatever on the blackboard(s)

Then spray with clear varnish

And it wont wipe off

dunno if schools use blackboards anymore? for whiteboards, use a vivid instead. then they have to color over the top with whiteboard markers to get it off. might piss the cleaners off though, cos the teachers will probably just leave it, unless you get in at the start of the day.

re the dead grass, someone did that at high school. grass was fine on friday, by monday it had a few words written in it. [cant remember what now] and they stayed for ages too. lol. might pay to test on a small bit of lawn at home first.

[tigertim20]

another thing you could do, is get a big syringe, and squirt say 150ml or so of oil up the tail pipe of every teachers car.
Car starts up fine, and away they go, but when the car warms, and the exhaust gets hot, the oil burns, creating a massive cloud of black smoke billowing out behind it. it doesnt do any damage or anything.
some teachers may still take offence to this though.

at assembly, sneak in 5 mins early with a handfull of glue sticks, and lightly cover ecery second chair (where the teachers sit) with glue. after about 15 mins they should adhese quite nicely.

[Maha]

If it were still cold enough I would suggest ording a load of firewood and getting dumped on your teachers (any teacher will do) driveway....topsoil will be suffice though.

[jim.cox]

If it were still cold enough I would suggest ording a load of firewood and getting dumped on your teachers (any teacher will do) driveway....topsoil will be suffice though.

better still, order a truckload of horse or chicken shit...

[Laava]

Make some small squares of plywood about 40x40mm from 7mm ply and glue one with 5min araldite to the top of one tyre on each of the teachers cars.[Where it can't be seen] I don't need to explain further.
On rear wheel drive cars tie a washer on the end of a shoelace and tie the other end around the driveshaft.
I know, I'm a cunt.

[schrodingers cat]

Turn up dressed in a tidy fashion and act respectfully all day. Spoke only when spoken to using the honourifics Ms and Sir.
Do exactly as asked and generally be a model citizen. Thank then for their efforts throughout the year and apoligise that you didn't see how hard they were trying on your behalf

All the staff will be totally WTF. YOU will be remembered.

[twinbruva]

Read it have you??!!

Na, just looked at the pictures.

You're not that sexy naked are you?

[Hopeful Bastard]

Dont forget the Aluminium cans tied to the centre of the car (Underneath of course and dragging along the ground)

We just dressed up (boring i know) but there were some good outfits.. At the end of the day, Massive water fight with the teachers that had the balls to "stick" around. Water and flour mix together really well if done properly

[Indiana_Jones]

un-licenced car that runs, park it in the principle's spot. Tourch it.

For added bonus you could fill it with cow shit or something?

-Indy

[Thani-B]

Glad wrap on all the toilet seats.

Somehow the students in my year managed to glad wrap the vice principal to a pole.

Smoke bombs in through classroom windows..

[sunhuntin]

Dont forget the Aluminium cans tied to the centre of the car (Underneath of course and dragging along the ground)

We just dressed up (boring i know) but there were some good outfits.. At the end of the day, Massive water fight with the teachers that had the balls to "stick" around. Water and flour mix together really well if done properly

i remember one mufti day, one of the guys showed up in a full gorilla costume, complete with banana. he was only wearing boxers underneath, so he stayed in the body part all day. total crack up... the first period teacher nearly had a heart attack when the guy waltzed in, late, through a back door.


edit: i just remembered one guy had a crap in an empty, unlocked locker at the end of last term. it wasnt found til class had started the following year! i think he must have been a senior cos no one got in trouble for it.