Cheer Up - It's Friday

[MSTRS:Me]

Thats what she said

Didn't you believe her??

[Ghost Lemur]

P.s playschool owns!

Pfft

Rainbow all the way.

"One skin, two skin, three skin, four..."

[bear]

It's a huge lump of fat with limbs and a head! How are you supposed to find anything amongst all that?

[Gremlin]

John, do you know what we south africans did to the natives for a long time?? I never condoned it, but in your case, I will make an exception!!

screw what south africans did, what about Shaka?? Now that was naaaassty...

sorta like this but they weren't sorry...

[John]

That's scary. In the 70's in Petone there was a Maori bloke like that who rode a 50cc with apehangers

You think thats scarey, there is one that rides a 'mini chopper' all kitted out down the road, I think hes marbles he rides it round and round and round in circles....

He came towards me once scared the shit out of me, it was like watching jelly on a plate being transferred from a fridge to the table... *wooble* *wooble*

south africans? oh them dirty talking backwards people - yea I heard they liked to molest the local blecks!

Tristank Lets unleash steiny on this site, hes like the ultimate south african

[StoneChucker]

south africans? oh them dirty talking backwards people - yea I heard they liked to molest the local blecks!

Eish! Det ees not feir baas, I is nought molesting blecks eva!!!

Hey SA'ers, remember the Panic Mechanic (movie my Leon Schuster). One scene where he (Leon, dressed/ make up like a black guy) get pulled over by a white cop. Conversation goes something like this:

Cop: Why did you run the through the stop sign. Did you not see this line (points to yellow line on the road, meaning stop)?
Black: Ehh, yes I deed see det line
Cop: Did you not see this stop sign? (pointing to stop sign)
Black: Eh, yees I deed see the stop sign too
Cop: Then WHY did you not stop???
Black: Eh, coz I deed not see YOU sir

Fucken funny in it's original form, but at my age, my memory is not what it used to be.

[scumdog]

Ummmm, how many of those can there be in a town that size? Sweet FA'd be my bet. I reckon you're in for a night of swilling coffee and muchin' dohnuts.

Yeah, you're big'n'brave and mouthy now that you know you're effing off to Jaffaland - I'll probably meet another half dozen or so 15 year old 'hard bastards' like you tonight before it's their bedtime!!!

[Indiana_Jones]

Please help me celebrate this fact with a good friend....
NWS

MY EYES! THE GOGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!

-Indy

[N4CR]

I know who can save us. OH MIGHTY WINJA COME DOWN AND SMITE US WITH IRRATIONAL COMMENTS AND REDICULOUS THINGS SO WE CAN AT LEAST GET OUR MINDS OFF THAT PIC.

(FUCK, SHIT).. << just for good measure so it gets your attention.

Cheers.

And yes I am bleck.

[John]

I know who can save us. OH MIGHTY WINJA COME DOWN AND SMITE US WITH IRRATIONAL COMMENTS AND REDICULOUS THINGS SO WE CAN AT LEAST GET OUR MINDS OFF THAT PIC.

(FUCK, SHIT).. << just for good measure so it gets your attention.

Cheers.

And yes I am bleck.

HELL DAMN PUSSY SHIT FART ASS ASS (for hitcher) FUCK

I love you tristan....