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    Melbourne Cup 2010

    Who's your money on this year?

    My pick is Scrotum - he's got bags of balls.

    Alternatively, go for Premature Ejac - he often needs coaxing off the line, but can be counted on for a fast finish on a short course.

    For a real outside chance, perhaps Clitoris - she's easily overlooked in the line up and is more suited to a long course, but with the right rider may come first - or a close second.

    What's your pick?
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    My money always goes on Arshole, no present form required.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    My money always goes on Arshole, no present form required.
    Nah, going by previous form, Arsehole will be behind Scrotum...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    Nah, going by previous form, Arsehole will be behind Scrotum...
    This is true, butt Arsehole is regular and often wiped at every meeting, its current form reads..'stay well clear of this 4 your old dag on the run for home'

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    Keep your eye on Nipples - she may be the stand out option if the weather is cold.
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    That Blowjob came first at its last start, messy finish in the wet but all was cleaned up and no inquirey was needed.

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    There's a rumour that Scrotum may have already been scratched.
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    Nostrils is picked to win by a nose.

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    Head Cold to win with wheeze.

    Diorhea Dick to come with a late run.

    As an aside the old man is in Melborne for derby day and cup day,he's taken groups for years,tickets in main stand $160AU both days,and $72AU to get in on Tuesday,not bad moolar for club if you do $72(minimum cost)x100,000 people.

    Almost makes speedway entry of $25 each reasonable,and free for racing at Manfeild damn good value.
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    Apparently Cunnilingus may be worth a look - goes lickedy-split up the front straight.
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    Don't forget Rapist who, although sweating badly, can apparently run pretty fast.
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    Put my money on Premature Ejaculation last year. Was looking good on the first leg but then pffftt it was all over.
    Will try Exlax this year. Been told he will shit all over the rest!
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    I'll go for Condom. He'll come first but only with a bag of effort.


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