Why ATGATT is pointless.

**HenryDorsetCase** · 20th October 2010, 13:45

Originally Posted by Wes Siler on hellforleather

Before the conventional wisdom police show up and are all, “But this isn’t as safe as wearing full leathers !!!!!1!!! ATGATT!!!!!111!!!” Let’s explain why jackets like these appeal to guys like us. You see, back when we were in our early teens, we discovered a type of human being called “the woman” and soon learned that the more attractive of the breed look awfully good with their clothes off. When, a couple years later, we discovered that there was a certain parts compatibility between us and them, a lifelong love affair was born that even rivals the one with have with motorcycles. Ever since that time, we’ve endeavored to exploit said parts compatibility at every possible opportunity. Somewhere along the way we figured out that the opportunities to increase the attractiveness and numbers of the women that let you see them with their clothes off were proportional to how often we showered and how well we dressed. Suddenly, we were willing to sacrifice some safety under certain conditions in order to look good.

mmmmm parts compatibility.

quite the cool jacket he is reviewing.

http://hellforleathermagazine.com/20...-motorcycling/

**BoristheBiter** · 20th October 2010, 13:54

Does that come with a free bag of sweeties??

**Katman** · 20th October 2010, 14:01

That's not a trenchcoat - that's an anorak.

**PrincessBandit** · 20th October 2010, 15:35

Sorry, I burst out laughing when I saw it.

Exquisite dahling.

**Str8 Jacket** · 20th October 2010, 15:42

I absolutely LOVE the nipple twirlers!!!

**ExpertoCrede** · 20th October 2010, 16:06

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

I absolutely LOVE the nipple twirlers!!!

hehe - and they zip open to reveal all.

I've heard they come with an optional matching umbrella that pops out the back(side)...

Further down they say it's 'affordable' - much better stuff one could buy for that money.

**Str8 Jacket** · 20th October 2010, 16:12

Originally Posted by ExpertoCrede

hehe - and they zip open to reveal all.

I've heard they come with an optional matching umbrella that pops out the back(side)...

Further down they say it's 'affordable' - much better stuff one could buy for that money.

Ah, they forgot the Honda logo!

**Dare** · 20th October 2010, 17:15

Somewhere along the way we figured out that the opportunities to increase the attractiveness and numbers of the women that let you see them with their clothes off were proportional to how often we showered and how well we dressed.

Define 'how well we dressed'. Well fitting leather > Asian gigolo.

**nothingflash** · 20th October 2010, 18:16

"Go go gadget arms..."

**Gremlin** · 20th October 2010, 18:20

The fella has obviously never seen a hot chick in leathers...

**Dare** · 20th October 2010, 22:18

I have been told there is a motorbike in this picture

**BoristheBiter** · 21st October 2010, 06:30

Originally Posted by Dare

I have been told there is a motorbike in this picture

Sorry I can't see a bike, maybe its one of those pics you have to stare at to see the full picture.

**Pace Cadet** · 27th October 2010, 12:26

Hmmmm. Maybe I've been riding Hondas for too long. I really like that jacket.

Looks sharp in black as well. Perhaps a touch too 'You vill come vis us, ze train is vaiting'..?

Also quite like this jacket.

Don't think that either will do anything for my chances with the fairer sex though.

Maybe if I left the helmet on...