Wanganui is crime free.

[pritch]

Spelling Whanganui without an h,isnt that a crime these days?

Only if you are reading the TV weather forecast?

Actually the correct pronounciation is Wanganui and everytime I hear Fanganui I choke into my vinho tinto. Ignoramuses!

[Headbanger]

You must have driven on the wrong side of the road to park facing the wrong way - did they ticket you for that as well?

fuck no, I drove home in reverse.

But imagine how they could have made the world a better place if they had caught me in the act. I mean fuck, every single variation from the regimented should be met with some form of tax collection, Otherwise imagine the chaos, The burbs would be in flames.

[Forest]

In the UK it's perfectly legal, even commonplace, to park on the other side of the road.