THE JEWISH BOARD OF DIRECTORS

Schwartz, Cohen and Ginsberg were all close friends since childhood. They
decided they wanted to go into business together.

Schwartz says:
"OK! I'll invest $100,000."

Cohen says: "
" I will go for $200,000".

Ginsberg says:
"All right, I'll put in $1000."

Cohen says:
"If I'm putting in $200,000, I'll be the President and CEO of the
corporation. You Schwartz, for your $100,000, you can be Vice President and
CFO, and Ginsberg, for your $1000, you will be our Sexual Adviser."

Puzzled, Ginsberg asks Cohen:
"What is a Sexual Adviser?"

Cohen replies:
"When we want your fucking advice, we'll ask for it."