Wanganui is crime free.

[Headbanger]

No shit, there is no crime left in Wanganui, nothing, zero, zilch, In fact its so quiet that our police force are forced to give me a ticket for parking my wagon on the road outside my house.

Bastards.

Sure it was pointed in the wrong direction, Big deal, What the hell is the point of issuing the ticket?

To prove the cops a twat? to make me pay 40 miserable dollars? Is it a power trip? Its a wide residential road out in the burbs ffs. Was the world made a better or a worse place by writing out this pathetic slip of paper?


And hell yeah I went down the cop shop,told them they were morons, That I didn't give a damn about the $40 but I was disgusted that this is the best use of their time that they can come up with.

Want an easy way to lose respect?

This is it.


And the worst thing is the cop I was trying to argue with seemed to be a 12 year old girl, I would have easily beaten her in a fight, I nearly apologised.



Then I get home, tell the wife, she tells me I'm a dick and it serves me right


This is the sanitised version, apparently my original post actually exceeded the Kiwibiker offensive language rules.woot woot.

Fuck me, didn't even know we had any.

The original can be found here http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...post1129900579

[mattian]

crikey.... sounds like you're about to go postal on us. Have a cuppa tea and a lie down.

[Mully]

You lawless heathen.

[slofox]

You are obviously the worst gangster/criminal/psychopath since Al Capone, Mr Headbanger. Doncha know that facing your car the wrong way endangers the very fabric of the universe???

For shame! Such heinous crime ought to attract the death penalty - just ask Garth McVicar...

[Edbear]

Just think of all the Merican and German drivers you would confuse the daylights out of if they came along... The repercussions are frightening to think about...

[twinbruva]

Was there a patch on one of the tyres?

I hear they arrest pirates in Wanganui these days....

[MIXONE]

And Hilary Clinton is in the country don't forget.

[twinbruva]

A mate of mine in the bustling metropolis of Wellywood got a ticket for parking when all he was doing was waiting for someone to vacate a park so he could take said park. They even sent him a photograph of his van, complete with him in it and the brake lights on!
ffs

[twinbruva]

Just think of all the Merican and German drivers you would confuse the daylights out of if they came along... The repercussions are frightening to think about...

That's actually a serious business in the lower half of the Mainland every summer.

[piston broke]

lmfao





fek,fek,fek,motherfek.

[piston broke]

awww,
the pd'd one was much more descriptive

[tri boy]

Learn to park correctly ya muppet.

[Kickaha]

I agree with your wife

[Toaster]

And Hilary Clinton is in the country don't forget.

I wonder if they will ticket the convoy for "cruising".

[xgnr]

Sure it was pointed in the wrong motherfucking direction

Sorry man but after nearly hitting a car ... I was on a pushbike I might add..(no reflectors cos it was parked in the wrong direction) I don't have much sympathy