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    Lions maul man to death in safari shower

    that must have hurt fackin horrible...

    is that what happens when you mistake a lion for a towel...
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Nothing like having your back scratched in the shower.
    Be the person your dog thinks you are...

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    the others probably heard the moaning and screaming and thought he was using that shampoo that gives women organisms
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    the others probably heard the moaning and screaming and thought he was using that shampoo that gives women organisms
    You can keep that shampoo the fuck away from me, thanks.
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    its a tragedy alright, funny about the conservation activist being killed by a wounded buffalo a bit like the inventer of the segway dieing after riding one of a cliff

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    Jeeezzus!

    The average man will dream of pussy in the shower but that is probably nothing like their fantasy!

    Fantasy and reality always seem to be poles apart!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    Jeeezzus!

    The average man will dream of pussy in the shower but that is probably nothing like their fantasy!

    Fantasy and reality always seem to be poles apart!
    African shower fairy with a sense of humour?
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    I'm a bit surprised actually. Lions are dangerous but don't generally hunt humans unless they are threatened or sick. Tigers on the other hand......well, they don't even require you to shower before dining.......

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