Building a better mouse trap- will it work?

**Wellyman** · 14th June 2005, 20:35

Just kill the bugger. i hate the stupid things. we once nailed one with a broom and took out some of his vitals and then my mate nailed him with an air rifle.

**TonyB** · 14th June 2005, 21:00

Originally Posted by NZ CRF230F Ride

we once nailed one with a broom and took out some of his vitals and then my mate nailed him with an air rifle.

Tell me it was dead when you pulled out some of it's vitals

**Wellyman** · 14th June 2005, 21:04

Originally Posted by TonyB

Tell me it was dead when you pulled out some of it's vitals

Wait my mate smacked it's vitals out with a bottle of heiniken while it was running away.

**myvice** · 14th June 2005, 21:48

Just open a tank of LPG in your kitchen and wate for your mouse to light a match. If that wont work do what I do... Show him the hours you work, the money you get after tax and the bills you have to pay, then tell him about the latest ohmygodIwantone from Italy and then the price, he will kill himself for you

**TonyB** · 14th June 2005, 21:59

Got the little bastard!! I tried the peanut butter trick- works brilliantly. I put a little bit on the opening (teaser) and a big blob at the end. He took the teaser just after tea. A few minutes ago I was getting out of the shower when I heard the bottle drop, so I ran out and put my hand over the end of the bottle. He was jumping really high!

I then got dressed and released him into the wild some distance away. Mission accomplished.

Boooooorrrrn Freeeeeee,
As freeeee as the wiiiind blooows....
Ooo look, more votes in the Tony is nuts column LOL

**sunhuntin** · 15th June 2005, 01:20

Originally Posted by TonyB

Got the little bastard!! I tried the peanut butter trick- works brilliantly. I put a little bit on the opening (teaser) and a big blob at the end. He took the teaser just after tea. A few minutes ago I was getting out of the shower when I heard the bottle drop, so I ran out and put my hand over the end of the bottle. He was jumping really high!

I then got dressed and released him into the wild some distance away. Mission accomplished.

Boooooorrrrn Freeeeeee,
As freeeee as the wiiiind blooows....
Ooo look, more votes in the Tony is nuts column LOL

woooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

good on ya for lettin him go free.

cos im as free as a bird, now, and this bird you cannot chaaaaa-aaaaange [or as free as a mouse?]

**dangerous** · 15th June 2005, 06:54

Originally Posted by TonyB

Got the little bastard!!

LOL...... ok so this morning/tonight whenever ya go back into the kitchen you will see a mouse sitting on the stove, you will think is that a differant mouse or has the bugger come back..... you will now relise that there are a family of the things living behind the stove

My red dobie had a mouse living under his kennel, frigen dog would go nuts at 3am so i figered it was time to solve the problem, got the mouse that night and another one every night after for a week 7 wee mungers in all...... good luck TB

**Biff** · 15th June 2005, 10:47

Yippeeeeeee!!!

Well done that man. Now for forksake dispose of it a looooong way from your house, or kill it, otherwise he'll find his way back.

**crashe** · 15th June 2005, 12:36

Before you let him go... did you tattoo his little ear, so that when a mouse returns you can see if its the same one again...hehehehe.

Oh BTW they breed really quickly, so watch out for his whanau.....
They will be coming to get you.....hehehehehe.

**John** · 15th June 2005, 13:53

Originally Posted by TonyB

Got the little bastard!! I tried the peanut butter trick- works brilliantly. I put a little bit on the opening (teaser) and a big blob at the end. He took the teaser just after tea. A few minutes ago I was getting out of the shower when I heard the bottle drop, so I ran out and put my hand over the end of the bottle. He was jumping really high!

I then got dressed and released him into the wild some distance away. Mission accomplished.

Boooooorrrrn Freeeeeee,
As freeeee as the wiiiind blooows....
Ooo look, more votes in the Tony is nuts column LOL

hahaha excellent, did you give it a snack before it was free'd?!

yay 2000

**TonyB** · 15th June 2005, 14:03

Nah, didn't tatoo his ear. He was trying VERY hard to get out so it was get dressed and go before he escapes.
He got the bit of bread with the peanut butter on, sort of a last supper I guess LOL

**dangerous** · 15th June 2005, 18:45

Originally Posted by TonyB

Nah, didn't tatoo his ear. He was trying VERY hard to get out so it was get dressed and go before he escapes.
He got the bit of bread with the peanut butter on, sort of a last supper I guess LOL

Bloody hell man...... next you will give him a damn name

**crashe** · 15th June 2005, 19:03

Originally Posted by dangerous

Bloody hell man...... next you will give him a damn name

As long as it ain't "Mickey mouse".....hehehehe

**TonyB** · 15th June 2005, 21:08

Originally Posted by dangerous

Bloody hell man...... next you will give him a damn name

'The Last Supper' fell out of the bottle while I was trying to shake him out......ended up having to rip the bottle open and expel him.
It's MrsB's fault the mouse was referred to as him. Bloody woman, shes turned me from a red blooded farm boy into a SNAG...

**Wolf** · 15th June 2005, 22:14

Originally Posted by TonyB

'The Last Supper' fell out of the bottle while I was trying to shake him out......ended up having to rip the bottle open and expel him.
It's MrsB's fault the mouse was referred to as him. Bloody woman, shes turned me from a red blooded farm boy into a SNAG...

SNAGs are so 80's - you're a "Caring, Undemanding Nice Type"