Fat Bottom Girls

**oldrider** · 11th November 2010, 12:08

For a randy heterosexual male there is no such thing as an ugly woman!

Until his knackers a empty (briefly) and depending on supply and demand, he will only see a beautiful desirable woman!

It's just the way we are!

Eleven pints, full balls and getting late, all the ugly girls have been replaced with a fresh batch of beauties ....... and nobody has moved!

Otherwise it's talking to yourself and

Mrs Palmer again!

I repeat, no such thing as an ugly woman! Bless them!

**admenk** · 11th November 2010, 12:08

Originally Posted by Stirts

I see your fat bottom and raise you fat bottoms....

that reminds me, I must get a bike rack.........

**Maha** · 11th November 2010, 12:08

This thread is not about the amount fat arses out there on a daily basis....
Its more about the the owners of these arses that think they can hide their shamefull globes by tieing anything less than a pup tent around it.
Fact is, we (normal sized and sometimes cute arse ) people know exactley what is behind those arse covers, they must be ashamed or they wouldn't go to the trouble of trying to conceal thier caboose with a coat (or similar) even on a hot day.

**Gremlin** · 11th November 2010, 12:10

Stop looking at my cute arse Maha, ya homo.

**PrincessBandit** · 11th November 2010, 22:07

Originally Posted by Maha

But why the hell must you insist on taking your jumper/anarak/cardigan with you?
You dont wear it, you tie it around your waist to hide your big arse....

Lets get one thing straight here, you dont make the rocking world go round at all...

We take our pink cardies with us, they're too warm to wear, a nuisance to carry to round the waist they go.... And our fat bottoms DO make the rocking world go round! Just check out all of 'em shakin' down in every skankyho music video!

Originally Posted by Spazman727

They do make the world go rocking around though.

See post above

Originally Posted by Brownbabe

Let the chubby's be HAPPY with their fat bottoms!

Me I am happy just reading that comment...and my fat bottom grows as we speak...yes I am chomping on chocolate

yeeee haaaaa, I love my round derreire.

Originally Posted by Maha

Its more about the the owners of these arses that think they can hide their shamefull globes by tieing anything less than a pup tent around it.
..............they must be ashamed or they wouldn't go to the trouble of trying to conceal thier caboose with a coat (or similar) even on a hot day.

Tish! Shame on you! But if you like, next time I see you mine will be completely devoid of any cardy, jacket or coat.

**SMOKEU** · 11th November 2010, 22:10

Originally Posted by oldrider

Eleven pints, full balls and getting late, all the ugly girls have been replaced with a fresh batch of beauties ....... and nobody has moved!

My beer goggles ain't that good.

**PrincessBandit** · 11th November 2010, 22:10

Originally Posted by Swoop

If, as Freddie Mercury claimed, fat-bottomed girls make the rocking world go round, isn’t it about time that that South Auckland received some recognition for its contribution to astrophysics?

Crikey, how did I overlook that one. South Auckland's contribution to projectile vomit inducing fashion is enormous thighs (and arses) in spray on leggings. I honestly wonder how many of those women and girls actually look in the mirror before they go out - cellulite craters, wobbles and camel toe for all the world to see.

**cc rider** · 12th November 2010, 01:58

I wouldn't mind my botty being a morsel rounder... that's the trouble with being a vegi... I don't eat enough meat

pies

**Str8 Jacket** · 12th November 2010, 05:53

FFS, now I know why I have this stupid song in my head!! Singing it in all the wrong places too....

**Number One** · 12th November 2010, 06:06

Originally Posted by Maha

Its more about the the owners of these arses that think they can hide their shamefull globes by tieing anything less than a pup tent around it.
Fact is, we (normal sized and sometimes cute arse ) people know exactley what is behind those arse covers, they must be ashamed or they wouldn't go to the trouble of trying to conceal thier caboose with a coat (or similar) even on a hot day.

I'm GUILTY of that which you type. Though don't assume we fat arsed ones are trying to 'hide' anything from you 'the normal sized and sometimes cute arsed ones'. Many of us know we have fat arses and we do get that they can't be hidden and that trying to do so in fact doesn't disguise things.

I live in New Zealand and sometimes when I start out for a walk it's warm etc etc and by the time I start heading back...maybe an hour - sometimes longer when the dogs in tow, the weather has turned and I end up wearing said 'bum cover upper-rer'

On another note - be thankful the lycra camel toe and front bum isn't on display so openly - then you'd really have something to complain about

**Swoop** · 12th November 2010, 07:00

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

projectile vomit inducing fashion is enormous thighs (and arses) in spray on leggings.

Some years ago I witnessed a "lady" who would have been all of 24stone, wearing lycra cycle shorts that stopped just above where the knee would have been (couldn't actually see a knee amongst the wobbly flab though).

After cleaning up my vomit I immediately headed home to rinse my eyeballs with janola. Have avoided Onehunga ever since.

**scissorhands** · 12th November 2010, 07:13

**slofox** · 12th November 2010, 07:43

Originally Posted by Number One

On another note - be thankful the lycra camel toe and front bum isn't on display so openly - then you'd really have something to complain about

Ohhhh..I dunno...

**admenk** · 12th November 2010, 14:16

Originally Posted by Number One

camel toe and front bum

Could be the next cop series:

Starsky and Hutch
Dempsy and Makepiece
Tubbs and Crocket
Tango and Cash
Camel toe and front bum !

It has a certain style about it....