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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Dirt bikes are dangerous...
    only if you don't know how to fall off properly! Or try things for which you neither have the ability, or the gear for. Speaking of which, can we get the short story long smokeu? Maybe after you go get that shit checked out though...
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    Can you still wank?

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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit View Post
    Pics or it didn't happen Chris.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    Can you still wank?
    Sort of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    Long story short, I just binned a dirt bike, and there is a fairly deep gash in my knee, which hurts like a bitch. My wrist is also giving me a lot of pain and I've lost a lot of movement in my wrist. Is this something I should see a doctor for?

    do you do ANYTHING without asking 4q's on here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by marty View Post
    do you do ANYTHING without asking 4q's on here?
    Not really.

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    don't forget to breathe in...

    ...

    now breathe out...

    its really important you don't forget to do this EVERY 5-10 seconds...
    Quote Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
    It's barking mad and if it doesn't turn you into a complete loon within half an hour of cocking a leg over the lofty 875mm seat height, I'll eat my Arai.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    don't forget to breathe in...

    ...

    now breathe out...

    its really important you don't forget to do this EVERY 5-10 seconds...
    spoil sport
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    Mere flesh wound, now HTFU.

    Hell, when I was 8 I split my head open on the side of a swimming pool and still got a couple of laps in on the miniature railway train before heading to A&E.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bald Eagle View Post
    Sounds like you might have one of these then. Definitely see a doc. ( they call it the motorcyclists fracture )
    I had the same thing falling back off a pair of rollerblades

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    It still hasn't stopped bleeding like 3 hours later. I might see a doctor later tonight.

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    Is the bike ok?
    Keep on chooglin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smifffy View Post
    Is the bike ok?
    Bent handle bars, brake lever and broken crank case cover. It's not my bike either.

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    Burn it with a hot iron. It'll stop the bleeding. Trust me, I've done it before.


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    Can somebody please correct the title of the thread!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    you dont get 180+ hp out of 998cc by being nice to trees.

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