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  1. 5th November 2010, 10:41 #1
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    Japan to China

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    Its actually true, the only way to get from Japan to China is on a jet-ski.
    Crazy google maps
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    Ahhh shit! My jetski is in the shop...y'reckon I could kayak it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    Ahhh shit! My jetski is in the shop...y'reckon I could kayak it?
    who is Ahhh shit?? is he a chinese jetski salesman?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimO View Post
    who is Ahhh shit?? is he a chinese jetski salesman?
    He's No Shits brother
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bald Eagle View Post
    He's No Shits brother
    He's married to Hot Shit - the daughter of Deep Shit...
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    I didn't believe it would say that but blardy hell it really does hahahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimO View Post
    who is Ahhh shit?? is he a chinese jetski salesman?
    Are they related to the Indian DikShits? Or the Holy Shits from Rome?
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    Are they related to the Indian DikShits? Or the Holy Shits from Rome?
    Distant cousins IIRC...
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    its true

    Its true I thought it was a joke and I tried it on google maps...it really tells you to Jetski across the pacific ocean, but it doesn't say if there are any gasoline tankers along the way in case you run out of gas.... Us Canadians could never do such a thing...we don't go anywhere unless its by CANOE!!!
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    When iI tried it, it said to catch the ferry...
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    When iI tried it, it said to catch the ferry...
    Lame, they must have changed it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spazman727 View Post
    Lame, they must have changed it.
    Actually no. If you ask it for directions from "japan" to "china" you get the jetski version.

    If you ask it for directions from Kagoshima to Shanghai, it says ferry...even though the route is much the same...
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    There was a similar version of this. Getting from America to Europe with "swim across the Atlantic Ocean" as one of the stages.
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