Has anyone ever hit a possum or rabbit with their bike?

[White trash]

I ate a worm once. And I've eaten a live Cricket, that was some funny shit.

[avgas]

I never hit one cause I can stop from 60kph in 2 meters.

Shit your a fast walker bro

[sugilite:Me]

Came round a corner to see two possums humping, they did not ask for a threesome, but they got one.

[sugilite:Me]

Oh, I should mention, if you have no choice but to hit an animal, try and be on the gas (cows might be a bit big though) I came over a rise once to see a sheep right in front side on to me, So I dropped a gear hit the gas and aimed at it's flanks, it got punched straight off the road, I stayed on the bike. Sheep was history.

[slofox]

not had the pleasure as of yet and rather hope i don't. I struggle with the guilt from killing 3.5 million sandflies, 2 million bees and various other flying critters.

Only 3.5 million sandflies? You can't have been trying hard enough. Either that or you don't live in a swamp basin...

[Blinkwing]

one cow. THAT is NOT recommended! Hurts lots and bike stops SUPER fast (you dont).

A classmate hit a cow at 100km/hr a few years ago.

I think my exact words when he told me were, "out of all the things you could have hit, you hit a cow?"

[ellipsis]

.....everyday occurrence from a few weeks back round the lake....bad enough during the day ,but after dark.....you wouldnt see a critter in front of you if it had flouros on....ride by memory....

[Smokin]

I had a weka run across the road in front of me only to turn around and run back again, feeding himself through the front spokes of the dirt bike doing 100 kph. The mess it made and the stench of it cooked onto my motor will stay with me forever .
I had no idea there were that many feathers on a bird .

[specter]

i took a duck to the head once at 140....
hurt it more than it hurt me though, lucky i didnt come off to think about it

[kiwi cowboy]

Good stuff, I got dickhead dirt bikers who hoon up and down my road doing wheelies with nothing but tshirt and shorts on. I often "accidentally" place large rocks on the road (SARCASM) and sit with a deck chair next to the road with a camera.

They usually bugger off pretty fast unfortunately, I don't know how I'm ever going to get some good footage to send to "Destroyed In Seconds"

Had a dog chase me every time i rode past a farmers gate on the way from the farm i worked on once.
Would slow down till past it then take off and it would chase me.
Anyway one day i got past it and crused away just fast enough fot it to keep up behind for about 2 kms up the road then i spun round and chased it with my wheel about a meter behind it all the way back with me screeming at it to get home.
dog last seen hiding under the car in there garage as i spun round in the drive.
Never saw it again.

[kiwi cowboy]

I never hit one cause I can stop from 60kph in 2 meters.

I've seen this post before from a dickhead named skidmark.
Are you related?.

[ellipsis]

...intersected the landing path off a duck coming in to settle on a pond i was passing...saw it broadside my front disc, then it came back into my neck , under my helmet....dunno what happened to duck but i was extremely lucky to get out of a drive on a bit of grass and tree type obstacles with nothing more than heart palpitations and heavy breathing...and a two smokes stop...

[DarkLord]

A mate of mine had a pukeko run into his rear wheel on his Bandit 1200. Nothing happened to the bike - pukeko exploded in a cloud of feathers and blood.

I nearly hit my neighbours small yappy dog on several occasions which kept on running out onto the road at me until I went and had a polite word with the neighbour. When I say polite, I mean that I gave them enough hot air to heat their house for the next year. Never saw the dog again after that....

[Mudfart]

i mowed down a nocturnal bird we get in these parts.
its a big bird and was on the road, it spread its wings and was squauking at me, but thats no good, it should have flown away.
i squished it and carried on. its mate wasnt impressed, but the entire family that lives in the area seems to have learned.

[_Shrek_]

I was pillion when my old man hit a dog bout 30 years ago I had the soft landing bike was rideable bit knocked around, pissed us off to see the dog limp away
have hit a hare, pluva & a duck with the beamer no druma's but the duck & hare stunck pretty bad