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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadows View Post
    Ran over a large dog once at 60k, just like a big speed bump it was. Serves it right for tearing out of somebody's driveway and trying to bite. It bit a well timed steel cap size ten boot instead, and when it went down it's momentum carried it under my back wheel. It was far from happy about that and I bet it won't try it again.

    Shit was it Ok after that? And I don't mean your bike.
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    Quote Originally Posted by racefactory View Post
    Shit was it Ok after that? And I don't mean your bike.
    Well I doubt it would have died. Judging by the neighbourhood it was in I'd say it's life was more in danger from being thrown in an umu one weekend.

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    Blind wolfhounds are fun. Not recommended though.

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    Possum ran out from the side on the road straight in front of me , danced to the left then danced to the right, then as he was going to the left again I got him.

    I've lost count of wabbits & birds, enough to feed an army I'd think

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    yes, and i have hit geese, run over a rabbit lengthwise once too

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    ...we once followed an elephant on a semi-trailer out of Lyttelton, on it,s way to Hagley Park in Chch..my mate was following far too close. to get a look...the elephant raised its tail and my mate got hit with what seemed like 40 or 50 litres of elephant piss...fuckin nearly knocked him off his bike...he was soaked from head to foot and smelt fuckin horrible to..stuffed up the start of a day out riding, for him..

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    Did'ja tell him to harden up Neil ?

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    ...I didnt go near him for a couple of days...he cleaned up his Tiger but his gear was fairly unapproachable...I just bit my lip ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jafar View Post

    Until you can get a minor bird your just a beginner
    First bird I hit was a minor last weekend, thought it I was going to cop it in the chest, impact never came. Looked down and it had wedged its self between my headlight and forks. Impressive coz I was doing 130ish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geeen View Post
    First bird I hit was a minor last weekend, thought it I was going to cop it in the chest, impact never came. Looked down and it had wedged its self between my headlight and forks. Impressive coz I was doing 130ish.
    Aww that poor little MYNAH. They're only stupid little things, those silly MYNAH's.

    Minor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CAMSec View Post
    ...we once followed an elephant on a semi-trailer out of Lyttelton, on it,s way to Hagley Park in Chch..my mate was following far too close. to get a look...the elephant raised its tail and my mate got hit with what seemed like 40 or 50 litres of elephant piss...fuckin nearly knocked him off his bike...he was soaked from head to foot and smelt fuckin horrible to..stuffed up the start of a day out riding, for him..
    LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geeen View Post
    First bird I hit was a minor last weekend, thought it I was going to cop it in the chest, impact never came. Looked down and it had wedged its self between my headlight and forks. Impressive coz I was doing 130ish.
    Are you starting @ the top & working your way down ? Beware magpies & seagulls
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    Ran into a Spur winged Plover at high speed once. Had a blue shoulder for a week or so. They's big bastards, them. Up close anyway.

    Also ran into a sheep one foggy morning. Bent the rear brake pedal back on itself...bounced the bike sideways across the road. Didn't fall off though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CAMSec View Post
    ...I didnt go near him for a couple of days...he cleaned up his Tiger but his gear was fairly unapproachable...I just bit my lip ...
    so a Tiger can change it smell then
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    Just yesterday I passed under an oak tree and copped an acorn on my visor.
    Fuck I thought I had been shot!- BANG! it rang in my ears for some time.

    Years ago I had a pukeko dash into the front wheel of my 125. it just stopped dead and brought me down at about 70kph on to a gravel road- that hurt.....
    Retired- just some guy with a few bikes......

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