Blind wolfhounds are fun. Not recommended though.
Possum ran out from the side on the road straight in front of me , danced to the left then danced to the right, then as he was going to the left again I got him.
I've lost count of wabbits & birds, enough to feed an army I'd think
Until you can get a minor bird your just a beginner
yes, and i have hit geese, run over a rabbit lengthwise once too
...we once followed an elephant on a semi-trailer out of Lyttelton, on it,s way to Hagley Park in Chch..my mate was following far too close. to get a look...the elephant raised its tail and my mate got hit with what seemed like 40 or 50 litres of elephant piss...fuckin nearly knocked him off his bike...he was soaked from head to foot and smelt fuckin horrible to..stuffed up the start of a day out riding, for him..
Did'ja tell him to harden up Neil ?
...I didnt go near him for a couple of days...he cleaned up his Tiger but his gear was fairly unapproachable...I just bit my lip ...
Ran into a Spur winged Plover at high speed once. Had a blue shoulder for a week or so. They's big bastards, them. Up close anyway.
Also ran into a sheep one foggy morning. Bent the rear brake pedal back on itself...bounced the bike sideways across the road. Didn't fall off though.
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Just yesterday I passed under an oak tree and copped an acorn on my visor.
Fuck I thought I had been shot!- BANG! it rang in my ears for some time.
Years ago I had a pukeko dash into the front wheel of my 125. it just stopped dead and brought me down at about 70kph on to a gravel road- that hurt.....
Retired- just some guy with a few bikes......
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