The hammer of the gods/Will drive our ship to new lands

[Jackrat]

Nah mate carry on.
So what are ya, saying????
Next time this guy wants to root a sheep,He has to be supervised,An there is even a doctor who will do it??
Jezzz, I have lead a shelted life
I guess we won,t have worry about his off spring Aye!!

[jrandom]

Yeah. Sheep-f*cking should be a carefully regulated activity, with a prescribed maximum speed. All immigrants should be required to demonstrate abilities to the same level as licensed Kiwi sheep-f*ckers before being allowed onto stockyards.

[Motoracer]

LMFAO!!! Thats the funniest shit I have heard in a long time... lol :bigthumb:


Poor sheep thoe, what about all the counceling its going to need?

[georgedubyabush]

Originally posted by jrandom
Yeah. Sheep-f*cking should be a carefully regulated activity, with a prescribed maximum speed. All immigrants should be required to demonstrate abilities to the same level as licensed Kiwi sheep-f*ckers before being allowed onto stockyards.

Carefully regulated for ACC levies too.

[twistymover]

Yeah, you're not a real kiwi bloke or blokess unless you've at least fancied a sheep.
They're often in our thoughts. As long as its concenting, we should't mind. I think it's a long, slow, deep Baaa-a-a-a-a-a-a that catches the ewe's attention.
As an agricultural country, sheep-f**king is part of our national culture. This could be under threat with such convictions as that man previously mentioned! What a wally for getting caught!
If you are a fence- hopper, you've got to be careful these days, what with night- viewing cameras and the like.
Don't forget, there's also those loverly cows too-MMmmmmOOoooooooh.

[What?]

MikeL - I hear what you say about regional driving standards in Auck, and I agree totally. But I do feel that smaller towns have all the same problems, just wrapped up into one area. In Tauranga you can get the lot in less than a kilometer. Go to Rotorua, where with the addition of a few tourists, you get it all in less than 200 metres...

As to what can be done about it, well not a lot. At least not while we are being so damned politically correct about everything. As we've heard, improving driver skills will make the problem worse