Ride the Summit Road Naked Day.

**AlpinePossum** · 26th November 2010, 23:32

Let's face it.

Motorcycle riding is all about Hedonism.

It just feels Good.

On the hottest day last summer I was riding the summit road here in Christchurch thinking about this...

Oh wouldn't it be nice, so very very nice, if just for one day a year, we could say "Bugger AGATT! I'm riding NAKED".

Imagine that.

Imagine if some kindly folk organised the summit road from say, Hill top to Little Akaloa to be closed to cars and all on coming traffic.

Imagine if they swept all the loose gravel off the road.

Imagine if everybody agreed (on pain of being caned on bare bum) to stick to a 50kph speed limit.

And we all went puttering along starkers, no gloves, no helmet, no clothes!

Right now I couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery... but I can but put the idea out there and hope some bright soul will make it happen.

**onearmedbandit** · 26th November 2010, 23:57

I think I'm busy that day.

**Jantar** · 27th November 2010, 03:23

I'd love to join in, but I've got to feed the cat that day.

**zzzz** · 27th November 2010, 06:10

Have you ever seen a pie eating beer drinking biker naked?

Pin up models they are not.

Think of the kids.

Also busy that day, washing my bald head.

**ellipsis** · 27th November 2010, 07:52

....let me know when..so I can get the screens up in front of our chook house....probably not get an egg for weeks if they were visually assaulted like that...

**timg** · 27th November 2010, 09:42

Originally Posted by CAMSec

....let me know when..so I can get the screens up in front of our chook house....probably not get an egg for weeks if they were visually assaulted like that...

Hey you got chooks? We got one that 'turned up' at our place. You want? SWMBO has delusions of keeping it as a pet

I've suggested I have a sharp axe

but apparently that's a no go either

**helenoftroy** · 27th November 2010, 10:06

I'm gonna get some entertainment out of this thread!!!

I could offer up a dare here but my offspring would disown me

**ellipsis** · 27th November 2010, 10:11

....thanks.... but no thanks..Tim....call it after me if you like tho...or just after you have shown it the axe, throw it whole into a bowl of natural yogurt for a while....featherless of course...yum...

**Gareth51** · 27th November 2010, 10:30

Originally Posted by helenoftroy

I'm gonna get some entertainment out of this thread!!!

I could offer up a dare here but my offspring would disown me

You mean...I'll show you mine if you show me yours

**ellipsis** · 27th November 2010, 10:36

....dont be chicken, now, y'all....

**McWild** · 27th November 2010, 10:45

I'd be keen but I'd keep the helmet on.

That way everyone could focus on the goodies.

**ellipsis** · 27th November 2010, 11:45

Originally Posted by McWild

I'd be keen but I'd keep the helmet on.

That way everyone could focus on the goodies.

.....i could be keen now that you mention cakes and sweeties....

**allycatz** · 27th November 2010, 21:57

Suggest it to MOM for the next canterbury MAG-NZ event

**helenoftroy** · 27th November 2010, 23:12

Originally Posted by Gareth51

You mean...I'll show you mine if you show me yours

You said it!so you up for that??

Hows things stranger!time you came visited us Southerners again

**AlpinePossum** · 27th November 2010, 23:19

Originally Posted by zzzz

Have you ever seen a pie eating beer drinking biker naked?

Also busy that day, washing my bald head.

Wussies! I think I'll have to join up with, whats that bunch of old codgers with the "Grow Old Disgracefully" motto? Ulysses Club, that's it.

If they really mean that motto... I bet they won't be scared to let their wrinkly dinklies hang out. After we've gone by your chooks eggs should come out hard boiled!

Got nothing to do with eyeing the lads on their trikes. After all, I have Moobs that would make your daughter proud!

It's about flying gently along feeling the wind and sun on your (wrinkly?) skin and in your hair (what's left) amidst some of the most amazing scenery going.