You know you're too fat when...

**YellowDog** · 27th November 2010, 20:55

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**Gibbo89** · 27th November 2010, 21:19

Hmm, I feel this may become a thread like the 'if you know what I mean' thread.

**Gibbo89** · 27th November 2010, 21:20

they weigh you on a truck scale.

**Gibbo89** · 27th November 2010, 21:21

the health club revokes your membership because you crushed a treadmill.

**Gremlin** · 27th November 2010, 21:36

They ask when the baby is due, and there isn't one

**Mully** · 27th November 2010, 21:36

...your blood type is caramello.

**tigertim20** · 27th November 2010, 22:16

you sit on your boyfriends face, and he cant hear the stereo anymore . . .

**FJRider** · 27th November 2010, 22:19

You climb on the "speak your weight" scales ... and it tells you ... one at a time please ...

**Hopeful Bastard** · 27th November 2010, 22:20

... You cant blend in..

**banditrider** · 28th November 2010, 06:56

You fall for expensive gimmicks that produce dubious results...

**ynot slow** · 28th November 2010, 09:51

The xray shows whale bones.

**Gibbo89** · 28th November 2010, 10:48

They offer you a forklift instead of a mobility scooter

**MSTRS:Me** · 28th November 2010, 12:02

...even flour can't reveal the wet spot.

**Usarka** · 28th November 2010, 12:04

Originally Posted by FJRider

You climb on the "speak your weight" scales ... and it tells you ...

and it tells you "you are the correct weight..................for an aircraft carrier"

**trumpy** · 28th November 2010, 19:15

The suspension is fully compressed before you even move off........ (how does he reach those clip-ons?)

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