Walked into this pigsty of a house this evening

[coffeejunkie]

That's his dinner..........

Hahahahahahahahahahaha Thats harsh but funny

[MsKABC]

.....and you are single??? Really???

[sinfull]

That's his dinner..........

You'd never know ! Unless i told ya !

Ah, emm..I'll have to decline that offer of a meal at your place....

Which place ?
Admittedly the eye cube i fed the cat (out of the last 2 kg block that was defrosted), was probably better than any i've seen at a supermarket for a while, but nah ! You'd have to catch me up at the local curry or asian to find me eating/sharing a meal !
Usually mon or tues, do subway sometimes wed and thurs, and the fish shop these ways do the meanest fillets, Oh and I dodo the curry sometimes on a wed, thurs, friday, sat or sunday !
Usually a hundy or 150 a week, sometimes more if i'm extravigant and eat curry more than 3 times a week (because of course the shit paper expences go up and they're dearer)

Rest of the week i fend for myself ! Last shop was bog paper, and grrr need coffee again now, will check the bog paper, know i need several milk to freeze up, the 4 ltr of washing shit better not be empty and i wont need vaccumn bags or dishwash surely haha

.....and you are single??? Really???

No !

Heidi has her own place now and who could blame her, i mean, i grow meat on my back lawn (till i run out of grass) and she's vegan

I Park my bikes so she has to climb onto the bed

My house is a mess

My cat eats better than me

But by crikey she loves me just the way i am...... cause i'm adorable


Or was that word she used abhorrible .................