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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    Actually I typed it out normally then went back and removed most of the letters, and abbreviated the whole thing.
    Easiest just to copy and paste. Only the first and last letter of each word is in the right place:

    I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.
    Which is all well and good when the majority of words used are 2 - 5 letters long with only the odd longer word sprinkled in. (That can be inferred from context).

    So maybe that is why they can so easily understand this shit? Because their vocabulary is limited to squeals and grunts without a true logophile's penchant for appropriate verbiosity?

    However, there is an interesting piece here on typography and word recognition. I need to sit down and read that tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pascal View Post
    I'm suprised he didn't put "tape playa" for stereo description.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoristheBiter View Post
    If you want excessive power and acceleration this this the thing for you.

    http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/List...x?id=327512179
    Well, well. I did wonder what happened with this thing. I originally did the engine fit, headers, airbox and fuel tank fabrication. When he first bought it in it didn't look like too much of a trick to get it all in the frame but there is soooooooooo much other shit you forget about (fuel pump, dry sump gubbins etc)

    When it first arrived he wanted to lengthen the wheelbase and wanted a longer swingarm built. I said to him that it didn't make sense to move the rider mass off the drive wheels as traction would be a problem in any case. I fabricated front wishbones. He's saying he's got some US made things but it all looks rather like what I built so who knows?

    On the bright side. At least he's still alive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    Aww bro K wats I's sayn ws dat u needs 2 pay attn 2 wot fellas sayn cos smetm it slps by
    u tring to kill Hitcher or somtink??
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    Quote Originally Posted by marty View Post
    Just the best - surely this is taking the piss to a new level? I think I hit him up....

    we have here my old school galant.
    mean 2 drive being rwd, gets heads turning every were i go.has a 2leter engen out of a l200.the guy tht ownd it b4 me was a makanic he done most the work 2 it ive bean told.has new head gasket.runs mint.selling becus i need 2 free up muny 4 sumer othawise id b keaping it. will sell cheaper with out wheels.
    have the ryt 2 withdraw from action.

    just wana c wat i can get 4 the van beds all finishd now thinkn round $4500.

    not really looking 4 swaps but hit me up neva no.


    http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Mo...-335181747.htm
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    Quote Originally Posted by schrodingers cat View Post
    Well, well. I did wonder what happened with this thing. I originally did the engine fit, headers, airbox and fuel tank fabrication. When he first bought it in it didn't look like too much of a trick to get it all in the frame but there is soooooooooo much other shit you forget about (fuel pump, dry sump gubbins etc)

    When it first arrived he wanted to lengthen the wheelbase and wanted a longer swingarm built. I said to him that it didn't make sense to move the rider mass off the drive wheels as traction would be a problem in any case. I fabricated front wishbones. He's saying he's got some US made things but it all looks rather like what I built so who knows?

    On the bright side. At least he's still alive.
    I would like to see it go. bet it's a real handful.

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    Masters of prolixity, verbosity and garrulousness!

    I would prefer if said numpty wrote the add spattered with redundant pleonasm
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by BoristheBiter View Post
    I would like to see it go. bet it's a real handful.
    Me too. I never got to see it finished. He rolled it out the door, I breathed a sigh of relief and hoped all the hair I had pulled out during the project would grow back.

    A proper bloke would have posted scary You Tube videos
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    Quote Originally Posted by schrodingers cat View Post
    Me too. I never got to see it finished. He rolled it out the door, I breathed a sigh of relief and hoped all the hair I had pulled out during the project would grow back.

    A proper bloke would have posted scary You Tube videos
    maybe he never had the stones to give it a good thrashing.

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    I don't think he did. He kept talking about his 'mate' that would ride it.

    His mate would have been able to spare a hand to hold the camera - he was a legend apparently
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    He has answered some of the questions. He is a full blown retard it would seem.
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    Holy shit. This, kids, is why you should eat your crusts!
    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    you dont get 180+ hp out of 998cc by being nice to trees.

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    This might be the defining exchange of views ever expressed on tardme:

    You know you have to use english on TradeMe. r1100gs (93 ) 8:47 am, Mon 29 Nov
    Answer: do wat i want fuck witt 1:44 pm, Tue 30 Nov
    pure genius
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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    This might be the defining exchange of views ever expressed on tardme:
    I'm thinking "Pot." "Black"
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