Whip it, whip it good!
A chemist walks back into his shop after a short break and sees a man leaning against the wall.
"What's wrong with him?" he asks his assistant
"He came in for cough syrup but I couldn't find any so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives" replied the assistant.
"You f----kn idiot" exclaims the chemist, "you can't treat a cough with laxatives"
"Of course you can" replies the assistant, "look at him, he's too f---kn scared to cough"
Originally Posted by Gubb
Rasta Ratskins
Haha!
When we were kids and had a bad cough, Mum used to call us Ivan. Ivan Nastikof. True story
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
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