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    Quote Originally Posted by Owl View Post
    Only cause for concern if your motorcycle's dripping
    And this from a Trumpy owner? Do they not still use leaks as a gauge that there is oil in there?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    ..................Recently i took the liberty of riding past my intended destination and carried on another day or 2a week later still getting the verbal etc ......
    Well, the alternative could be that she doesn't give a flying fart about where you are or what state you're in; barely look up from the kitchen sink or stove when you grace her with your presence coming through the back door etc.

    Take all of what you just described as a woman's version of "I love you and worry myself sick about you, not to mention I just love having you around and miss you when you're not here" Ok, maybe not. But I reckon there's a balance in there somewhere.
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    all me missus says when i dare challenge her during a "one voice conversation, 2 person participation", is "get over it, get over it, get oooooovvvvvvveeeeerrrrr iiiittttt".
    When she says that, it means she has shut up shop, and I could say I won powerball, and she wont be listening.
    The absolute truth is, when she comes to me with an issue about someone or something else, she just goes on, and on, and fuck me, oooooooonnnnnnnnn.
    I give it back to her, "get over it", strangely enough she never does and still goes on and on.
    "I saw, I came, I conquered".

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Well, the alternative could be that she doesn't give a flying fart about where you are or what state you're in; barely look up from the kitchen sink or stove when you grace her with your presence coming through the back door etc.

    Take all of what you just described as a woman's version of "I love you and worry myself sick about you, not to mention I just love having you around and miss you when you're not here" Ok, maybe not. But I reckon there's a balance in there somewhere.
    Sort of what I thought too but couldn't find a manly way to say it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    Sort of what I thought too but couldn't find a manly way to say it.
    Starting with "Sorry. Truely, sorry"
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    Getting the kids ready for school .......
    Me ,,, boys wake up ... Play pc games with boys until nearly 9 am ( 8,45 is a bit of a rush)

    In shower , clothes on and eat breakfast , walk round to school ,,, bang on time all good

    Her ......, kids up by eight boy in daze as its too early , screaming and shouting until 8.30 when boy is dragged into shower ,,,then stares at his breakfast , until louder more panicked shouting happens ...

    lots of banging and shouting until 9 then peace and quiet ( I turn over and go back to sleep)

    then the OMG Im soo busy , Im so tired .....


    but when I get the boys ready ... all is ...um ...OK ...


    A mystery I tell ya ( you should have heard the polava this morning ....)

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    I tried asking my wife the answer to this dilema and now she wont talk to me either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian d'marge View Post
    Getting the kids ready for school .......
    Me ,,, boys wake up ... Play pc games with boys until nearly 9 am ( 8,45 is a bit of a rush)

    In shower , clothes on and eat breakfast , walk round to school ,,, bang on time all good

    Her ......, kids up by eight boy in daze as its too early , screaming and shouting until 8.30 when boy is dragged into shower ,,,then stares at his breakfast , until louder more panicked shouting happens ...

    lots of banging and shouting until 9 then peace and quiet ( I turn over and go back to sleep)

    then the OMG Im soo busy , Im so tired .....


    but when I get the boys ready ... all is ...um ...OK ...


    A mystery I tell ya ( you should have heard the polava this morning ....)

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    holy shit, my house is exactly the same in the mornings. kids are always late to school when she does it too. I sleep 5-6 hours a day maximum, she 10 hours a day MINIMUM. i must be wearing her out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by neels View Post
    There does seem to be a fundamental difference between;

    The female thought process - Where are you going? How long are you going to be? Who are you going with? Where are you staying?

    The male thought process - Have fun honey, I'll see you when you get back.
    Oh yea, i get this one. Used to get the same from my ex wife (might be why she is now ex) then one day i just old her where i was going and what i was doing and who i was doing it with.
    That shut her up!
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    fucken women, all the same

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    Quote Originally Posted by trademe900 View Post
    f**ken women, all the same
    No, no they're not... thank the guiding principle of the universe!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mudfart View Post
    holy shit, my house is exactly the same in the mornings. kids are always late to school when she does it too. I sleep 5-6 hours a day maximum, she 10 hours a day MINIMUM. i must be wearing her out.
    i get 8 hours, The boys can turn on the play station themselves ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    get over it and get the fuck on with itNoticed this for as long as ive been able to piss one off which fwiws a long time.For as long as i can remember ive put up with bad cooking/worse driving/lying when asked "does this make my arse look big"/the mother in law visits,the list is endless.Recently i took the liberty of riding past my intended destination and carried on another day or 2a week later still getting the verbal etc though will concede that i was allowed to move my belongings off the back of the ute and back into the house.Anyways anyone able to explain why there so fond of hanging onto things,possibly i picked the wrong week
    Stay single then you wouldn't have that problem. Do what you want when you want where you want and at whatever time you want then by that way your not been dictated by anyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Would never slag off my dog fellaDid meet the perfect women once but my old Huntaway didnt agree so that was that.
    See .. there's part of the problem right there ..
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Pfft!

    Like you have women dripping off you all the time....
    Men dripping more likely
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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