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    Wtf is it with women and their inability to...

    get over it and get the fuck on with itNoticed this for as long as ive been able to piss one off which fwiws a long time.For as long as i can remember ive put up with bad cooking/worse driving/lying when asked "does this make my arse look big"/the mother in law visits,the list is endless.Recently i took the liberty of riding past my intended destination and carried on another day or 2a week later still getting the verbal etc though will concede that i was allowed to move my belongings off the back of the ute and back into the house.Anyways anyone able to explain why there so fond of hanging onto things,possibly i picked the wrong week
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    Boy, you realy DO like living dangerously eh Mike!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    get over it and get the fuck on with itNoticed this for as long as ive been able to piss one off which fwiws a long time.For as long as i can remember ive put up with bad cooking/worse driving/lying when asked "does this make my arse look big"/the mother in law visits,the list is endless.Recently i took the liberty of riding past my intended destination and carried on another day or 2a week later still getting the verbal etc though will concede that i was allowed to move my belongings of the back of the ute and back into the house.Anyways anyone able to explain why there so fond of hanging onto things,possibly i picked the wrong week
    None of that has ever happened to me....maybe it's the bike?

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    I'd happily tell you the answer but Mrs B won't let me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Boy, you realy DO like living dangerously eh Mike!
    Indeed mate,its my Friday night and a tad bored to be honest.Was going to ask "the pissed off one" but thought better of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    I'd happily tell you the answer but Mrs B won't let me.
    Tell her that her decision not to let you is a hormonal thing,if she looked at life logically she would let youdont forget to duck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    get over it and get the fuck on with itNoticed this for as long as ive been able to piss one off which fwiws a long time.For as long as i can remember ive put up with bad cooking/worse driving/lying when asked "does this make my arse look big"/the mother in law visits,the list is endless.Recently i took the liberty of riding past my intended destination and carried on another day or 2a week later still getting the verbal etc though will concede that i was allowed to move my belongings of the back of the ute and back into the house.Anyways anyone able to explain why there so fond of hanging onto things,possibly i picked the wrong week
    Don't slag off your dog and your wife in public. People will think you're a muppet for keeping them.
    So says my old man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hans View Post
    Don't slag off your dog and your wife in public. People will think you're a muppet for keeping them.
    So says my old man.
    Would never slag off my dog fellaDid meet the perfect women once but my old Huntaway didnt agree so that was that.
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    Mate, if you didn't call over your shoulder "I'll be home at half past" then you've only got yourself to blame...
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    Quote Originally Posted by schrodingers cat View Post
    Mate, if you didn't call over your shoulder "I'll be home at half past" then you've only got yourself to blame...
    Finally,a sensible answer and noted.
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    A good old fashioned wrestle will sort it. Now that good old fashioned punch-ups are outlawed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    A good old fashioned wrestle will sort it. Now that good old fashioned punch-ups are outlawed.
    Not a bad idea though any attempt to do so will be met with "if you think your outta the dogbox your well mistaken" no doubt.
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    Just tell the bitch to phuck off. It works for me every time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    get over it and get the fuck on with itNoticed this for as long as ive been able to piss one off which fwiws a long time.For as long as i can remember ive put up with bad cooking/worse driving/lying when asked "does this make my arse look big"/the mother in law visits,the list is endless.Recently i took the liberty of riding past my intended destination and carried on another day or 2a week later still getting the verbal etc though will concede that i was allowed to move my belongings off the back of the ute and back into the house.Anyways anyone able to explain why there so fond of hanging onto things,possibly i picked the wrong week
    Cos you friggen deserved it

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    If shes not right for you, give her the flick and do us all a favour. If she is too good for you, get rid of her as she deserves someone better.

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