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    Crims, be afraid

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    I thought he would be too tough for a badge.


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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post

    Scientists say dinosaurs are extinct due to a comet. Others say Chuck Norris wanted to test his roundhouse kick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nudemetalz View Post
    I thought he would be too tough for a badge.
    .....or to old...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CAMSec View Post
    .....or to old...
    70 ?? Holy shit.
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    Pffft. When are they going to give the Rangers a Chuck Norris badge?
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    At 70 years old, Chuck realises you might outrun him.
    But with his ranger qual, now you can't win.
    You either face him like a man or try and run and get a cap in your ass, then you get Karate chopped to pieces.
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