Seniors Golf

[slofox]

Arthur is 90 years old.
He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago.
One day he arrives home looking downcast.
"That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf.. My eyesight has got so bad. Once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went."

His wife sympathizes As they sit down, she has a suggestion: "Why don't you take my brother with you, and give it one more try."

"That's no good," sighs Arthur. "Your brother is a hundred and three. He can't help."

"He may be a hundred and three," says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."

So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law.
He tees up, takes an almighty swing, and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law. "Did you see the ball?"

"Of course I did!", says the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight."

"Where did it go?" asks Arthur.

"Can't remember."

[LBD]

Not bad....Over here I use a caddy they cost abouts USD 20 for 18 holes...and the way my eyes are and the condition the rough is in....its money well spent.

Mind you they do have their limits, finding white balls in 6 inches of snow....

[reggie1198]

Not bad....Over here I use a caddy they cost abouts USD 20 for 18 holes...and the way my eyes are and the condition the rough is in....its money well spent.

Mind you they do have their limits, finding white balls in 6 inches of snow....

I would have thought the balls would have been blue buried under six inches of snow?

[kevfromcoro]

A couple of mates are playing golf.
and they are getting pissed off with the group in front of them ...
consistantly holding them up..

After some time . and more holdups the blokes go up to team and give them a hurry up..
Whats going on here... you are playing slow as...
The leader of the group turns around and says..
I sorry... but we are all blind....

Well why the fuck dont you play at night time

[Jackal]

My wife recently decided to take up golf so went and got a pro to give her some lessons. After a few holes and the golf ball going everywhere but down the fairway the pro told her, her grip on the club was all wrong. He suggested she hold onto the club as if it was her husbands penis!

Well Mrs Jackal stepped up to the next tee and the ball went straight down the middle of the fairway almost making the green in one. The pro then says, "That was great, now take the club out of your mouth and try using your hands!