Lines from movies you pray for an opportunity to use in real life

[Gareth123]

Live for nothing or die for something.

Rambo

[shafty]

Tell him he's dreamin..............The Castle

[EJK]

Oh I got one. It's not from a movie but from a TV series Spartacus: Blood and Sand.
This one guy brags about how he became a right-hand person for Batiatus (name of a guy). So this other guy says to him "Oh, the one (refering to the "right-hand") he wipes his ass with?"

Seriously, I PRAY for an opportunity to use this line.

[Maha]

''Jack I love you''.

[tri boy]

This classic is full of great lines
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H87sCyvcsC8

[Swoop]

a quote I quite like from the movie Monsters
"My roommate was studying to become a meteorologist, when I asked him why he said its the only job I can get totally wrong everyday and still not get fired"

He is slightly wrong.
"Economist" is the other job that falls into that category.

[Drew]

Not from a movie, or any work of fiction.

Winston Churchill was once quoted as saying after, a woman loudly proclaimed her indignation at his state of sobriety. "And you madam are ugly, but in the morning I'll be sober"!

[Pussy]

Not from a movie, or any work of fiction.

Winston Churchill was once quoted as saying after, a woman loudly proclaimed her indignation at his state of sobriety. "And you madam are ugly, but in the morning I'll be sober"!

I read an exerpt taken from the hansard from the British parliament at the turn of the 1900s.
One politician shouted to his opponent: "You will either die of the pox or on the gallows!"

It was retorted with: "That, sir, depends on whether I embrace your mistress or your principles!"

Nice work!

[Smifffy]

Followed closely by "We don't need no steeenking badges"

[Smifffy]

Where would we be without Full Metal Jacket?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - "I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you." - Full Metal Jacket

I'm visiting with wife's family at the moment, and the other day we were at a restaurant for lunch. The waiter (different breed over here) reaches across the table to refill wife's glass, and says "Please excuse me while I reach around".

I said "Now that's a common courtesy". Mother in-law and widowed aunt both sat there smiling happily and nodding, wife elbows me in ribs.

[munster]

Not a movie line, but some of Winston Churchills would be great to use:

Lady Astor: You Sir are drunk!
Winston Churchill: And you Madame are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober


Lady Astor: If I were your wife, I would poison your tea.
Winston Churchill: and if I were your husband, I would drink it.

[avgas]

"It's 106 miles to Chicargo, we've got a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

Elwood - "Shit!"
Jake - "What."
Elwood - "Rollers."
Jake - "Na."
Elwood - "Yeah."
Jake - "Shit!"

That movie was awesome. Another goodie from it was:

Jake: "What happened to the Bluesmobile?!"
Elwood: "I traded it for a microphone."
Jake: "Okay. I can see that."

[avgas]

American Pie "Suck me beautiful"

[Owl]

"Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, ooooooh yeah"

Come In My Ass, Not In My Mouth Part 2

[mashman]

That movie was awesome. Another goodie from it was:

How much for the little girl? How much for the women?... Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.