Lines from movies you pray for an opportunity to use in real life

[DMNTD:Me]

Is Dave there man?

[JimO]

daves not here

[scissorhands]

We just want to be free, free to ride our machines, and not get hassled by the man.

And get loaded, yeah, we want to get loaded!

[specter]

"thats my bread and butter your fucking with" - metalocalypse

"yeah, i blow a hole in you're face and then ill go back into my house and ill sleep like a baby. you can count on that. we used to stack fucks like you 5ft high in korea and use ya for sandbags" - gran tourino

[Smifffy]

Dyin' ain't much of a living.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

In this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me.

[wysper]

Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me.

I like that one...

One I would like to use if from Happy Gilmore.

Shooter: "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"
Happy: "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

[HQfiend]

Losers always whine about doing their best.........winners go home and fuck the prom queen! Sean Connery - The Rock.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-pIwA-E-UY

[Babelfish]

Loads....latest is "youth in revolt"

"I wanna wrap your legs around my head and wear you like the crown you are"

[davebullet]

I got to use this one at school to a teacher after a scrap and the release of the first Rambo movie: "He drew first blood, not me!"

[DMNTD:Me]

"You gonna bark all day lil' doggy or ya gonna bite?!"

[Usarka]

Who's we?

Smith and Wesson... and me.

[Hans]

Mal: Wheel never stops turning, Badger.
Badger: That only matters to the people on the rim.

[EJK]

Another one from FMJ.

Animal Mother: "You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?"



Oh yeah~ I'd like to use that one day.

[Indiana_Jones]

So many to choose from, use them from time to time, lastest one I can think of was "Son, your ego is writing cheques your body can't cash"

-Indy

[Smifffy]

have used this one from time to time:

"Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town."


These days I usually just cut it down to "Jack left town" with regard to an imbecile trying to take charge.