*When someone grabs by the arm*
"Careful. This suit cost more than your education."
(line from Jurassic Park: The lost world)
*When someone grabs by the arm*
"Careful. This suit cost more than your education."
(line from Jurassic Park: The lost world)
If you can make it on Kiwibiker you can make it anywhere.
"yes they deserved to die, and i hope they burn in hell" dave chappelle
SHE LOOKED UP AT ME WITH BLOOD IN HER EYES
THEN HER SKIN FELL OFF
AND SHE PROMPTLY DIED
IT WAS EBOLA, LA LA LA EBOLA
Simon: Captain, why did you come back for us?
Mal: You're on my crew.
Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back?
Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?
and i even managed to use this during a paintball match. the guy was pinned down and every one really hated him. but we were geting low on reserves, and i had about a thousand rounds more than the other guys did.
--Kasper
Oi! where's me tigers head?
4 ft from its tail!
"Look, you work your side of the street, and I'll work mine"
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
"I'm shakin' it boss!"
Keep on chooglin'
"Well what have we got here a fucken comedian, I admire your honesty, hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!".....not necessarily my favourite quote but a good one.
From 2.07, but any of this 10 minutes worth of abuse i've either used or am still awaiting the right moment, i'm pretty close to knowing it off by heart now!
In fact another part not in this vid which is up there and I have used, "I'm going to cut off your balls, so you can not contaminate the rest of the world"......
Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
It's not on IMDB Quotes but from K19: The Widowmaker there is a part that goes something like this (from memory):
*K19 submarine practice fails*
"Give me a name!"
"You want a name? I'll give you my name! Mikhail Polenin!"
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If you can make it on Kiwibiker you can make it anywhere.
saw this one last night, made me laugh,
"dont you know who i am?, im the juggernaut bitch!"
SHE LOOKED UP AT ME WITH BLOOD IN HER EYES
THEN HER SKIN FELL OFF
AND SHE PROMPTLY DIED
IT WAS EBOLA, LA LA LA EBOLA
Actually I want to say this to the people around me everyday.
If you can make it on Kiwibiker you can make it anywhere.
Jo Wilson. Bright Lights (1935)Quick butler, my cane and pants, I'm going out!
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
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