Lines from movies you pray for an opportunity to use in real life

**FlangMasterJ** · 6th December 2010, 23:11

Originally Posted by firefighter

Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone!

I used the same fuckin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no goddamn Maxi-Pad!

"They're your clothes motherfucker."

"If you don't have it. Don't hit it."

**Mudfart** · 7th December 2010, 06:03

Arnie-Commando "Let off some steam, Bennett".
"Please, do not disturb my friend, he's dead tired".
"Hey, you said you'd kill me last", "I lied".
"What happened to Sully?". "I had to let him go".

**Eyegasm** · 7th December 2010, 07:57

"My mother always told me you are what you eat, Tomorrow morning I plan to be you" Pick up line from Wog-Boy.

**DMNTD:Me** · 7th December 2010, 08:06

"Sweep the leg..."

**Usarka** · 7th December 2010, 08:06

To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits you.

**marty** · 7th December 2010, 08:07

'negative Ghost Rider'. I use that one WAY too often. It's not actually the line from the movie but who cares.

'talk to me Goose'

**Virago** · 7th December 2010, 08:16

"You can't handle the truth...!"

**NighthawkNZ:Me** · 7th December 2010, 08:37

Pulls out wallet... flips opens, bmakes beeping sounds... and speaks in to wallet.

"Beam me up Scotty, there is no inteligent life on this planet..."

**fatzx10r** · 7th December 2010, 08:46

that's not a knife, this is a knife

**HenryDorsetCase** · 7th December 2010, 08:47

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DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?

**HenryDorsetCase** · 7th December 2010, 08:51

Originally Posted by mashman

Roy Batty - I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched sea beams glitter in the dark near the terhausen gate... All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

Its Rutger Hauer's delivery that makes this work. Particularly the slight pause before "people" and the slight emphasis on the word (so as to differentiate himself because of course he isn't "people")

also i think the line is "C-beams" referencing the constant C as the speed of light.

the visuals are stunning too, of course, if a little trite: releasing the dove as he dies etc.

Hauer carries it though, absolutely.

**HenryDorsetCase** · 7th December 2010, 08:53

You talkin' to me?

**Genestho** · 7th December 2010, 08:54

Arrgh you beat me!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzPBUGUM7KQ

Classic Deniro!

Also "Heeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny" The Shining

A selection of one of many.. from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas..
"But our trip was different. It was a classic affirmation of everything right and true and decent in the national character. It was a gross, physical salute to the fantastic possibilities of life in this country—but only for those with true grit. And we were chock full of that."

**phiretrojan** · 7th December 2010, 09:14

I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE! ---- Full Metal Jacket (1987)