Lines from movies you pray for an opportunity to use in real life

[Usarka]

Classic show - but even before it started I had a small six-shooter hanging off my F100's mirror - maybe Sledge got the idea off me?

If you take out a suicide jumper with a bazooka I will bow to you

[bogan]

Yipee ki yay mutha fucka!

Probably often useable too I would think.

[BOGAR]

"Shoot them all and let god sort it out".
No idea where I heard it.

[Dean]

Fucku mee??? FUCKU YOUU!

[spinergy]

From Lock Stock;

If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it

Is this some white cunts joke that black cunts don't get? Cause I'm not fucking laughing Nicholas

It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the Sale of the fucking Century, In fact, fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep it

[Jdogg]

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...


You are a smelly pirate hooker, Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time...

[KiWiP]

Ron Burgundy: I'm a man who discovered the wheel, and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn! That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of ours. It's science.

[short-circuit]

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