Ways to tell there is an election approaching

**Pixie** · 10th June 2005, 21:36

The marketeers/puppeteers have tied Clark down and slapped some make up on the old hag.(TV One news tonight)
Start trowling the Vaseline on to the camera lens.

**Aitch** · 10th June 2005, 21:48

I've almost stopped shaking....yuk

**ajturbo** · 10th June 2005, 21:53

Originally Posted by Pixie

The marketeers/puppeteers have tied Clark down and slapped some make up on the old hag.(TV One news tonight)
Start trowling the Vaseline on to the camera lens.

yer.. the ONLY reason that i watch TV 1 news is the fact that i cannot get tv3 ... and we live in the 21st centry????? we can send a rocket to the outer reaches of space .. but not beam a tv chanel to the out skirts of tauranga.....

**Pixie** · 10th June 2005, 22:14

Originally Posted by ajturbo

yer.. the ONLY reason that i watch TV 1 news is the fact that i cannot get tv3 ... and we live in the 21st centry????? we can send a rocket to the outer reaches of space .. but not beam a tv chanel to the out skirts of tauranga.....

Actually it was TV 3

**ajturbo** · 11th June 2005, 09:12

Originally Posted by Pixie

Actually it was TV 3

well the fucked my Conspiracy theory then....

**HDTboy** · 11th June 2005, 10:07

Another way to tell is that there's road works everywhere. "see we've been spending money on transport and roading"

**sAsLEX** · 11th June 2005, 10:32

Originally Posted by ajturbo

yer.. the ONLY reason that i watch TV 1 news is the fact that i cannot get tv3 ... and we live in the 21st centry????? we can send a rocket to the outer reaches of space .. but not beam a tv chanel to the out skirts of tauranga.....

what gets me is that my tv 1 recption aint that shit hot and its been around for years, where as maori TV I dont even need an aerial to pick it up crystal clear! a fork in the back works fine!

**zadok** · 11th June 2005, 10:50

Have you noticed that 99.9% of all female politicians have been hit with the ugly stick? I can only think of one exception over here.

**riffer** · 11th June 2005, 12:03

Another sure fire way is to keep tabs on what the local printers are doing.

The election ballot papers have already been printed.

**Indiana_Jones** · 11th June 2005, 15:54

I want to leave Helengrad

-Indy

**Waylander** · 11th June 2005, 16:01

Why is it that everytime I see the PM on tv or pictures I think of The Rocky Horror Picture show?

**Jantar** · 11th June 2005, 16:16

Originally Posted by riffer

Another sure fire way is to keep tabs on what the local printers are doing.

The election ballot papers have already been printed.

Hey, who are your printers? If they are able to print the election papers before nominations have even been called, can they also do me a printout of next weeks lotto results before the draw?

**ajturbo** · 11th June 2005, 16:52

Originally Posted by Waylander

Why is it that everytime I see the PM on tv or pictures I think of The Rocky Horror Picture show?

now that is funny!

**Sutage** · 11th June 2005, 21:14

Originally Posted by sAsLEX

what gets me is that my tv 1 recption aint that shit hot and its been around for years, where as maori TV I dont even need an aerial to pick it up crystal clear! a fork in the back works fine!

most of the target population already have forks in the back of their TV set, they could hardly require a outer space galactic digital shield to get it, then noone would watch it.. as compared to the 10 people who watch it now
waste of money and time if you ask me, theres PC for ya tho

**riffer** · 11th June 2005, 21:50

Originally Posted by Jantar

Hey, who are your printers? If they are able to print the election papers before nominations have even been called, can they also do me a printout of next weeks lotto results before the draw?

Sorry bud, my bad. I meant the electoral roll papers.