Have you not heard about advent diaries ?
Chocolate is for life, not just for Christmas.
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Have you not heard about advent diaries ?
Chocolate is for life, not just for Christmas.
"channellling the Pleideans"
some might say, a fair maiden to step and fetch said beers and pies, warm the said sleeping bag, operate said microwave, not to mention, perform ablutions on said motorbike might be useful.Originally Posted by Toaster
I would never demean my sisters in that way, of course. Right on!
I thought elections were decided by angry posts on social media. - F5 Dave
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All he needs right now is another chocolate filled calendar and I'm sure he'll be fine.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
They make an advent calendar with pies behind the doors??????????
(surely the only type FM would buy)
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"channellling the Pleideans"
If "they" don't, SOMEBODY should!!!They make an advent calendar with pies behind the doors??????????
(surely the only type FM would buy)
I thought elections were decided by angry posts on social media. - F5 Dave
Anarchic Wild Child
Huh? All I got was a variety of Stanley Knives ..Just cause I'm a sucker for punishment, I actually googled Fatt Max's Tool, and it was quite a horrifying sight!!!! There were these 2" and 3" things everywhereThe things being done with clamps looks interesting though.
Bugga Max ... apart from the chocolate Advent Calendar () I hope you're OK ..
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
Den tha thriamvéf̱sei páno̱
You too!!??WTF!
Could it be? An organised syndicate!?
I Suspect it's an inside job!!
ter·ra in·cog·ni·taAchievement is not always success while reputed failure often is. It is honest endeavor, persistent effort to do the best possible under any and all circumstances.
Orison Swett Marden
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Read the post again people....
Den tha thriamvéf̱sei páno̱
Read the post again people....
p'raps I should've added a photo of two advent calenders cleaned out eh?LOL..my bad...
ter·ra in·cog·ni·taAchievement is not always success while reputed failure often is. It is honest endeavor, persistent effort to do the best possible under any and all circumstances.
Orison Swett Marden
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haha naaaa. I actually felt bad. FM had that accident, now he's "been robbed" but then I clicked.
p'raps I should've added a photo of two advent calenders cleaned out eh?
Am I a bad person for ending the joke??
Resident Redneck
You are a bad bad man Max, stringing these people along like that....just found the post and was cracking up!.....Shows us who the skim readers are anyway
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..........to all you dear people who thought I had, in fact, been robbed.
This was a joke a great mate of mine from the UK sent me so I posted it up. Sorry if anyone got a shock. It's true, bikers are fucking great people, I've had a few messages of help and sympathy and really do appreciate them, thanks guys
Sorry again, bastard of a joke eh
Peace xxxx
The instructions are simple...
Now hang on - we're not fussy - great or small - we fuck 'em all...
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Den tha thriamvéf̱sei páno̱
No way I'd have taken the wees if I'd known it was true, that'd be gutting at this (or any..) time of year! But I know you know that!
lol, no - you care! That's a good thing!!!haha naaaa. I actually felt bad. FM had that accident, now he's "been robbed" but then I clicked.
Am I a bad person for ending the joke??
ter·ra in·cog·ni·taAchievement is not always success while reputed failure often is. It is honest endeavor, persistent effort to do the best possible under any and all circumstances.
Orison Swett Marden
i'm motarded
LOL, you fuckin Salad Dodger.
Fanny.
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