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  1. 8th December 2010, 13:49 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Cant fucking believe it...!!
    Just got home, all my windows are broken and everything has gone....
    I mean, for fuck sake...
    That's no way to treat someone's advent calendar......
    Sorry to hear your lost without doubt house insurance for the win, good way to get your goods all Brand new again, =) so it can be a good thing =) but a pain at the sametime
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    We need a flow chart:

    Read ===> Comprehend ===> Reply
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    We need a flow chart:

    Read ===> Comprehend ===> Reply
    There is a flaw with your suggestion. Reading and comprehension are not prerequisites for joining an online forum.....
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  4. 8th December 2010, 15:19 #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    ..........to all you dear people who thought I had, in fact, been robbed.

    This was a joke a great mate of mine from the UK sent me so I posted it up. Sorry if anyone got a shock. It's true, bikers are fucking great people, I've had a few messages of help and sympathy and really do appreciate them, thanks guys

    Sorry again, bastard of a joke eh

    Peace xxxx

    Haha I had a feeling it was a joke..:P

    but yeah a pretty mean joke!
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    I got it...

    Can we burn him anyway?
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  6. 8th December 2010, 16:46 #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    I got it...

    Can we burn him anyway?
    You have to catch me first, chubby cheeks....xxxxx
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    I've got chubby arse cheeks....xxxxx
    There.... fixed it for you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while
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  8. 8th December 2010, 17:12 #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    You have to catch me chubby....xxxxx
    Fixed it again....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    I've got a chubby...try and catch me....xxxxx
    You'd think he'd get it right without us having to 'help'...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    You'd think he'd get it right without us having to 'help'...
    .... and we get no thanks for this tireless editting work either, John!....
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while
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    Under-appreciated, is what we are...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Under-appreciated, is what we are...
    Better than being under a chubby....hehe

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  13. 8th December 2010, 18:24 #43
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    Oh alright then.....

    .......thanks guys for fixing up my chubby bits. Sorry I didnt say thanks earlier, I was out for a blat on my bike in the afternoon sun. I had VERY sweaty botty so I have taken the seat off and am selling sniffs for $2, touches for $5 and licks for a tenner....

    I can do a Big Wednesday Sniff/touch/lick combo for $12, thats a massive $5 saving. Let me know if you want one for yourself or for someone special at christmas....

    But wait, there's more.....

    Call within the next 15 minutes and you get a free 'Arse Crusty' wax strip with free pubes

    This offer is too good to miss, call 0800 FUCKOFFYOU FATCUNT now to take advantage of this once in a A&E dept offer......

    Visa/Mastercard/AMEX taken........up the botty.....
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  14. 8th December 2010, 18:47 #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
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    Call within the next 15 minutes and you get a free 'Arse Crusty' wax strip with free pubes
    Do you get wafers with it?
    Grow older but never grow up
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  15. 8th December 2010, 19:09 #45
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    oh i am almost ashamed Max....you are a Deviant of the First Order

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