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    Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club

    Oh well, fuck it, might as well give it a go.....

    The Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club (FBMC) was formed in response to a recent survey which states that 75% of people are either a fat biker, used to be a fat biker, want to be a fat biker or have done something rude or unhygienic to a fat biker.

    The FBMC mission statement is easy really, it reads:

    "Who Fecking Cares"

    So, pull on your leathers, get the pie crumbs out of your beard (that goes for the guys as well) and saddle up. The FBMC will be appearing at your local bakery very soon....have the rubber gloves ready, eh

    Those of you who have turned to the dark side and use facebook, check out the FBMC Page by searching Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club or try this link:

    http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/...73840829303981

    Otherwise, you can find out more by emailing us on fatbikersmc@gmail.com

    Come on, you know you want to....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Come on, you know you want to....
    I have still not recovered from that pic you posted

    The image is burned into my retinas, I fear I may never un-see it in my minds eye
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I have still not recovered from that pic you posted

    The image is burned into my retinas, I fear I may never un-see it in my minds eye
    Fucking sexy beast, eh...

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    Quite honestly, I don't have the time or inclination for this, Max......








    mainly because I have a 10kg cooked ham on the bone in the fridge that needs dealing to. Call me back when I've finished it......
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Fucking sexy beast, eh...
    Damn straight
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    Quite honestly, I don't have the time or inclination for this, Max......








    mainly because I have a 10kg cooked ham on the bone in the fridge that needs dealing to. Call me back when I've finished it......
    So that's the starter sorted, what you having for a main? I wont call you, simply cannot stop a good man from serious eating

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Fucking sexy beast, eh...
    I think the words that came from Mr Hellokitty's mouth was "who the F is that?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by hellokitty View Post
    I think the words that came from Mr Hellokitty's mouth was "who the F is that?"
    He wuvs me really eh......

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    I thought the stuff by the man bits was durex personal lubricant from a run in with a pie bakeress,then realised my mistake,wtf are ya doing waxing,you don't have to pedal the bike,so why go the cyclist way?
    Hello officer put it on my tab

    Don't steal the government hates competition.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ynot slow View Post
    I thought the stuff by the man bits was durex personal lubricant from a run in with a pie bakeress,then realised my mistake,wtf are ya doing waxing,you don't have to pedal the bike,so why go the cyclist way?
    Just bein' a brudda on two wheels baby, it's about the lurve on the road

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    He wuvs me really eh......
    As we all do......

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    Quote Originally Posted by hellokitty View Post
    As we all do......
    Fanx mate, so you guys in....???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Fanx mate, so you guys in....???
    I am already in what about the rest of you?

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    How many pies do ya have to eat a day to get admission to the club?

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    Think not what you can do for pies, but what pies can do for you...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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