Happy birthday tri boy

[That looks like fun]

He may be an OLD FART but he's a bloody good bugger also thanks for all your help Tri Boy and thankyou to all you other Waikato buggers your a bloody great bunch

You know that they will tease ya
Arm must be getting better, I see you can type again mate I go back to work sometime this week Then we need to organize a demon cleansing ride in the Waikato

[trustme]

Demoted to the ' basement ' on your birthday. There's no justice in this life.

[Fatt Max]

Happy birthday matey, enjoy.....

[JATZ]

Happy birthday matey, enjoy.....

Awwww Max !!

Happy birthday buddy from all the JATZ'sss :

and while I'm here..... you might as well get a merry xmas and happy nude year too

[marks]

I'm so relieved that a mod shifted this dangerously irrelevant thread here where none of Triboy's friends will see it

think of how polluted the adventure forum would become if this sort of crap was allowed to stay.

[tri boy]

Lets see if it can end up in poitless drivel
I'll start,
KLR riders are all homo's that keep their own supply of gerbils and, oh fuck it, thats to hard.
I'm all about peace and love these days
Give us a kiss Mark, and I'll share me pet ghost with ya
Time for another brew
(bro in law just dropped off my compulsory bottle of wild turkey rare breed

[marks]

Give us a kiss Mark, and I'll share me pet gerbil with ya

Copied from a Triumph Riders forum....

"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital.

Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained. As usual Kiki shouted out, "Armageddon," our signal that he'd had enough.

I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, to try to see him. I thought the light might attract him and he'd come forward to where I could get him out.

At a hushed press conference a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and aflame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball." "Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

[marks]

Give us a kiss Mark, and I'll share me pet goat with ya

At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who here
has ever seen a ghost?" Most of the hands go up. "And how many of you have
had some form of interaction with a ghost?" About half the hands stay up.
"OK, now how many of you have had physical contact with a ghost?" Three
hands stay up; there's a slight murmur in the crowd. "Gosh, that's pretty
good. OK, have any of you ever, uh, been intimate with a ghost?" One hand
stays up (an XR650 rider). The speaker blinks. "Gosh, sir, are you telling us that you've
actually had sexual contact with a ghost?" The guy with his hand up
suddenly blushes and says, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you said "goat'."

happy birthday prick face