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  1. 21st December 2010, 17:51 #1
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    I'm not easily made speechless, but...

    ....god DAMN!!!!

    http://wimp.com/bicycleskill/

    I don't know what to say.
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    Bit where DO they hide the handlebars?
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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    Bit where DO they hide the handlebars?
    I mentioned to Dee that I'm not sure they could fall off if they tried.
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    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)
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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    ....god DAMN!!!!

    http://wimp.com/bicycleskill/

    I don't know what to say.

    Amazing....
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    I can see Jimmy and Drew knocking back a couple of dozen Steinies and trying that out ......
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    Do that in dirty lingerie and take the saddles off, then I will be impressed....

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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    ....god DAMN!!!!

    http://wimp.com/bicycleskill/

    I don't know what to say.
    Pffft!

    10 double bourbons and I'll do it.

    WITHOUT clothes
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Pffft!

    10 double bourbons and I'll do it.

    WITHOUT clothes
    Damn that's crafty.. on the one hand the prospect of seeing an untrained drunk attempting that is pure awesome, but then theres the factor of seeing a naked untrained drunk attempting it... which wins?
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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    Bit where DO they hide the handlebars?
    That was awesome, definitely a sport more suited to females I think.
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    from the same country

    Now I'm impressed

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Pffft!

    10 double bourbons and I'll do it.

    WITHOUT clothes
    i got $100 says you cant.............and you can keep ya clothes on thanks
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    You've run around without clothes for a lot less than 10 double bourbons though.
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