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  1. 25th December 2010, 08:00 #1
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    Santa...

    Santa came down my chimney last night - the dirty bastard. Took me an hour to clean up the hearth...
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    Least your chimney is clean. Bet he was calling you a dirty bastard as he came down
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    Thats why he has no children...
    He only comes once a year..
    And thats down the chimney...............
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    At least you still have a chimney! Just look at Christchurch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    At least you still have a chimney! Just look at Christchurch.
    Which begs the question.What the fuck did Santa do in Christchurch?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MIXONE View Post
    Which begs the question.What the fuck did Santa do in Christchurch?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MIXONE View Post
    Which begs the question.What the fuck did Santa do in Christchurch?
    He came early, it was a doozy, and the earth moved?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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