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  1. 25th December 2010, 10:54 #1
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    Bollox christmas presents

    I asked my family for some fucking christmas cheer and this is what i got

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  2. 25th December 2010, 11:00 #2
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    A but ruch, do you hef a bid axint.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kevfromcoro View Post
    Lol..
    Think you spelt chair wrong....
    Nahhhhhh ... he asked for the wrong thing ...

    He should have asked for some Christmas Spirit ...


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    Yep,mum asked for a chair,dad can't wait to plug it in.
    Hello officer put it on my tab

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    Found the perfect present for pighunters -

    Quote Originally Posted by Online ODT
    Police wanted to speak to the occupants of a blue vehicle with a "big boar exhaust", which may have passed the accident scene without stopping to help.
    I kid you not - http://www.odt.co.nz/news/national/1...oll-stands-two
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    Nahhhhhh ... he asked for the wrong thing ...

    He should have asked for some Christmas Spirit ...

    got one similar but mine says Johnny Walker Black label 12 yr old
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bald Eagle View Post
    got one similar but mine says Johnny Walker Black label 12 yr old
    That's how I like my women - 12 years old and named Johnny.
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    I got a few different presents,but among the crappiest was a few pairs of socks,3 sizes too small....
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Everlasting View Post
    I got a few different presents,but among the crappiest was a few pairs of socks,3 sizes too small....
    ...and a jump, 3 sizes too big??
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  12. 26th December 2010, 17:03 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    ...and a jump, 3 sizes too big??

    Nope,didn't get one of those,but if I had it probably would have been 3 sizes too big..
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  13. 26th December 2010, 17:06 #13
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    I got a solar powered torch. What fucking good is that in the middle of the night....Honest I did....someone taking the piss I reckon eh
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    I got a GREAT present - it even came early - a Zumo 220 GPS!...Santa sent me to Tauranga to collect it a couple of weeks ago. I thought "Hey, shit, this is great of Santa!"

    But today I went to my online bank website and saw the the bastard had CHARGED IT TO MY CREDIT CARD!

    fucking prick...
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