Hit a seagull today

**PrincessBandit** · 28th December 2010, 13:36

Originally Posted by oldrider

I hit one of those plover fuckers at 90/100mph at Tarras one day and after it demolished my wind screen it burst and covered my helmet with shit and guts!

That had to be the stinkingest shit that was ever made, took ages to wash it off too!

Remember my old dog finding a dead seagull at the beach and rolling in it - happy as a pig in the proberbial. Hubby has a very strong stomach but he was retching out the car window all the way home with the dog still happy as larry in the front with him. No one even wanted to bath him when they got home as we couldn't bear going anywhere near him due to the pong.

Never want to hit one while I'm riding!