Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club Official Launch and Lunch - NEW DATE - SUNDAY 6TH FEB 2011

[Berries]

Well, it is world cup year so I was thinking of holding another FBMC event during that sporting occaision called The Pie Eating World Cup. Reckon September / November 2011 will be enough time for people to get into training for this event.

You'll be glad to hear I am doing a special world cup pork pie run for the England fans in Dunedin when they play Bosnia or whoever it is. If you can't make it down maybe I will send some up to the clubrooms ?

[Fatt Max]

You'll be glad to hear I am doing a special world cup pork pie run for the England fans in Dunedin when they play Bosnia or whoever it is. If you can't make it down maybe I will send some up to the clubrooms ?

Fantastic effort there mate. I would love to get to any of the England games but it dont look promising. They certainly look good them there Melton Mowbary's, if there are any left then chuck 'em north, I'll keep me mouth open...

[NZsarge]

Everly Brothers: When will PIE be loved.

Seriously?

Pie will always be enjoyed!

[Fatt Max]

Hello guys n gals,

Sorry to be a complete pain in the arse but John Key has just phoned to say that he wants to come along on the 29th for the launch lunch.

Well, bollocks to that, cant have any politicians there eh

So I am changing the date to:

SUNDAY 6TH FEBRUARY 2011

He will be busy that day having to clean all the mud and cow poo the maoris will be chucking at him up north.

.....but dont tell him eh

So, 06/02/2011 it is, same times, places and food etc

Cheers my dears

[oldrider]

Thanks for that Max, I feel less tense now!

News flash: Hair pie is gluten free, I'm addicted and am losing weight fast! (just thought you would like to know that!)

[Maha]

Thank you for the date change, we would have been unable to make the 29th, we will be in Auckland that day but at the airport. The 6th suits....

[Fatt Max]

Thank you for the date change, we would have been unable to make the 29th, we will be in Auckland that day but at the airport. The 6th suits....

Sweet mate,

Yeah, had a thought about the 29th and it is anniversary weekend so, yeah.......

[FJRider]

DAMMIT man ... the 6th I'll be at the Vincent Rally in Central Otago ....

[Fatt Max]

DAMMIT man ... the 6th I'll be at the Vincent Rally in Central Otago ....

Yes my friend, but dont let that stop you noshing on the day, its a national event, let there be calories where so ever you may be.....

Scoff something between 11am and 1pm on the day with some fellow bikers, take a few piccies and post them up, its all good bruv......!!

[FJRider]

I will indeed ....

[Berries]

Fantastic effort there mate. I would love to get to any of the England games but it dont look promising.

It's rugby. Who gives a fuck ? I'm in it for the money.

[oldrider]

THE DATE FOR THIS EVENT HAS NOW CHANGED TO SUNDAY 6TH FEBRUARY 2011

You are cordially invited to join us as we celebrate the official launch of the Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club…..so people, lets do a lunch launch..!!

This will be a gastronomic event of voluptuous proportions based on a traditional meal that has been handed down from fat bastard to fat bastard over the centuries and now resurrected to lick start your waistline for 2011 and beyond.

But first, a little history.

In 1875, a small group of settlers decided that it was time to ditch the bland and unsavory fare of the day and go looking for new and exciting food. Their quest led them to the ancient tomb of King Farquar Crispin, leader of the Colsaunders Tribe, a mysterious race of people who specialized in blending herbs and spices. Deep in the bowels of the tomb they found a fossilized manuscript entitled Potsannagravy which, when interpreted, was in fact a secret recipe for the main diet of the Colsaunders people. This was hastily recreated and scoffed down.

However, the settlers longed for more, and it was almost 200 years later that they discovered a further tribe called the Macdees. Originally form Scotland, the Macdees had a fearsome reputation. Their leader Ron Macdee, was renowned for squashing whole cows into a round shape that was then placed on the ceremonial grill and served to his faithful warriors. Again, the settlers resurrected the ancient recipe and called it ‘The Pounder’ after Ron Macdee’s squashing activities. The settlers realized that a full cow was far too much to eat in one sitting so they divided it into quarters and threw in some cheese to keep the flies away.

These discoveries led to the famous meal of King Farquar Crispin’s Potsannagravy (KFC Potatoes and Gravy) followed by the divided Pounder of the Macdees tribe (Macdonalds Quarter Pounder).

So people, we will be launching the FBMC with a 3 course traditional lunch starting with Potatoes and Gravy (with spicy chips) at KFC followed by a trip to MacDonalds for a Quarter Pounder and finishing up with a desert pie on the beach (or where ever)

These are the details for the Auckland event:

Meet at KFC Quay Street at 11.00am for a scoff down at 11.30.

Then ride (but I suppose we should walk, they are next to each other) to McDonalds Quay Street for a quarter pounder.
Then ride (no walking this time) to Mission Bay via a loop of Quay Street / Beach Road / The Strand / Tamaki Drive to Mission Bay where we have our desert pie, talk some bollocks and what ever else.

This is a national event and the idea is for those all around this great country to get on board and do the same. You can find your local KFC and McD’s on these links:

http://www.kfc.co.nz/index.cfm?contentNodeID=433

http://mcdonalds.co.nz/find-us/restaurant

Remember to bring your bike, a camera and your choice of desert pie

That’s that. Hope you can make it. See you for lunch…

Thank you for the invitation to join your group but I just happen to be a herring gutted skinny old cunt!

I felt compelled to press decline! (Rejection is so difficult to accept!)

[Fatt Max]

Thank you for the invitation to join your group but I just happen to be a herring gutted skinny old cunt!

I felt compelled to press decline! (Rejection is so difficult to accept!)

You are still more than welcome mate, its all about pies and bikes, the fat bit is a lifestyle choise, bit like pies and bikes

[Stirts]

Thank you for the invitation to join your group but I just happen to be a herring gutted skinny old cunt!

Don't let that stop you John. I am a fatty fat girl trapped in a semi-skinny body. As Fatt Max said...IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PIES!!!

[Pussy]

Stirts and Fatt Max are right, Oldrider....

As long as you are fat on the inside.... or wish you were fat.

It's the thought that counts!