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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    Now there is another idea...plate licking competitions. Regional reps going forward to a national Plate-Off
    emm... licking up a plate of Baked Beans, now that could enhance another attribute of Fat Bikers
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    and which atribute is that Dude? An agile tongue to get all the sauce out of the corners?
    or the ever-sexy Baked Bean Breath?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    and which atribute is that Dude? An agile tongue to get all the sauce out of the corners?
    or the ever-sexy Baked Bean Breath?
    gas baby gas... oh yeah
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    Um, can you qualify "fat" for me please?

    How fat does one have to be to join this ride or does riding a Harley or Gold Wing automatically count one in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by idleidolidyll View Post
    Um, can you qualify "fat" for me please?

    How fat does one have to be to join this ride or does riding a Harley or Gold Wing automatically count one in?
    From the group page....

    [I][The Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club (FBMC) was formed in response to a recent survey which states that 75% of people are eitther a fat biker, used to be a fat biker, want to be a fat biker or have done something rude or unhygienic to a fat biker.

    The FBMC mission statement is easy really, it reads:

    "Who Fecking Cares"

    So, pull on your leathers, get the pie crumbs out of your beard (that goes for the guys as well) and saddle up. The FBMC will be appearing at your local bakery very soon....have the rubber gloves ready, eh
    /I]

    enjoy matey...

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    reckon I'm eligible

    BMI Categories:

    * Normal weight = 18.5-24.9
    * Overweight = 25-29.9
    * Obesity = BMI of 30 or greater

    The Height you entered is 185 centimeters. The Weight you entered is 105 kilograms.

    Your Calculated BMI is: 30.7
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    aww, you're not fat, just cuddly.
    FM, perhaps you can bump that thread about the pluses of fat men so Stain feels better?

    I just looked but cant remember how long ago it was...or did I start it? sheesh, cant remember
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    wellington branch FBMC

    Welly and Lower Norf island Branch

    Assembly the Avalon duckpond by 12.00. Bring your pie to eat there, Leaving at 12.30
    Ride up coast to Car park at Coastlands. We should be there by 1.15-1.30. FInd more food! leave at 2.30.
    Next stop Cafe Eagle at Raumati for much needed caffiene.
    It may well be a quick stop as we will be running out of day. Leave there by 3.30 and head back into Newtown McD's for dessert pie. I should think we will be there by 4.30.
    After that, Im heading on a ride around the bays and then going home.

    It's a social ride so anyone can join or leave at any place.
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    Now people, dont forget about this one.

    I hope none of you have decided to sign up with Jenny Craig or anything, that would be, well, no good.

    See, even Oprah's half sister is a dumpy lady, so you know, money cant buy me lipo and all that

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    can I bring my husband? It is our wedding anniversary he is not skinny, but then neither am I...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hellokitty View Post
    can I bring my husband? It is our wedding anniversary he is not skinny, but then neither am I...
    Absolutley mate, tel you what, I'll even bring soem nice candles and stuff for the desert pie party at the beach and we can all toast your great milestone......or we will just eat pie, whatever....

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    I will be there.....pie in hand.... then in gob

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    Hey ratti...Ambience cafe at Prm Beach has a wicked lot of dessert pies
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!

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    Body Description:
    UPDATED -> According to:


    Your Weight is at compared
    to others of same Height and Age


    If you are at 50th percentile, you are close to the average weight.
    At 90th percentile, your weight is greater than 90% of others.
    At 20th percentile, then 80% of others weigh more than you.
    ( Compared to American's weights )

    Looks like I'm in
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    thanks Viv, but we are headed back into town for pud.

    you going to meet us up the coast somewhere?
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