Beached as Bro

**Headbanger** · 31st December 2010, 15:23

Took the family down the beach earlier today, There is a little creek that runs pretty warm that's good for them to splash around in without too much drama.

All is good for about half an hour until a Jeep comes thundering down the beach and through the water, I'm not real impressed as we are clearly visible and its a known family spot.

The wagon tears off up the beach, turns around and comes back, I get my kids to move upstream, sure enough the jeep is going even faster, tears through the water and speeds off, Im thinking "fuck you", as I'm glaring at them I see its 4 chicks. This can only end badly.

Again, they tear off down the beach, spin around and come thundering back through the water, even faster then before, big splash of water, big grins.

And again, they tear off, turn around, thrash through the stream, only this time they follow the water line, I'm thinking "you dumb fuckers" There are pools all along this beach, all hidden by nice calm water that's only 3 inches deep, Boomfa, they hit one going hard, big wave of water, the wagon almost disappears, emerges from the water, and comes to a stop, windows are opened and out leap 4 idiots.

Soon enough the rest of there group appear and set about trying to free the wagon, No chance in hell, Shes buried deep and the tide has turned, I walk into the dunes as I saw some guys in there earlier in a Hilux, I tell em whats happened and we go have a look from a distance, They flat out refused to take there wagon over to pull em out, No surprise there as the reason I had gone to find them was so I didn't get roped into the bullshit.

Anyway, Twice the group sent a delegate over to ask me to tow them out, Twice I refused, There was no way in hell anything less then an anchored winch or a piece of heavy machinery was going to budge them, Hook up a tow rope to my wagon would have resulted in my wagon being buried, first in sand and then by teh tide.

So we packed up and left them to it.

**Bald Eagle** · 31st December 2010, 15:28

You gotta love karma

**Usarka** · 31st December 2010, 15:40

Not cool when kids so around, so I feel ok saying BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA sucks to be them.

**MIXONE** · 31st December 2010, 15:55

Originally Posted by Bald Eagle

You gotta love karma

Especially when you are there to see the results.

**Brian d marge** · 31st December 2010, 15:59

you did point out to said idiots, that there are kids around and this is their Karma for being idiots ..

Then sit back with a beer and ROLF

Stephen

**avgas** · 31st December 2010, 15:59

Such a shame they could get out the windows

**98tls** · 31st December 2010, 15:59

Nth islanders and 4wds

**george formby** · 31st December 2010, 16:05

Tis the season! I used to live on a big beach & this time of year was mayhem with eejits. I have had the pleasure of seeing a new Toyota Prado submerged, a Mercedes SLC with just its bonnet poking out of the sand when the tide receded & a posh fan dangled Range rover totaled in a roll over. Karma loves that beach!

**slofox** · 31st December 2010, 16:27

Sooooo... there IS a god..! Eeeeheheheheheeeeee.

**hellokitty** · 31st December 2010, 18:12

good job! Idiots like that ruin everyone's good time

**FJRider** · 31st December 2010, 18:44

Almost as good as parking up at a popular boat ramp ... with a chili-bin full of cold one's ... and watching the fun. The ramps wide enough to launch two boats at a time I've found best "value for money" ...

I love the smell of (other peoples) clutches burning in the morning ...

Chuck in a jack-knifed trailer ... a slipping hand-brake ... a mooring rope a metre or so too short ...

the smiles just keep coming ...

The best part in both cases ... they do it to themselves ....

**oldrider** · 31st December 2010, 19:02

Like the idiots portrayed on TV news tonight camped around the perimeter of the Waitaki hydro lakes!

"They" did not give us enough warning, cry the "victims"!

FFS, there are signs all over the place and it pelted with rain for almost 48 hours and there were radio warnings issued!

Camp wardens and Meridian staff went around warning low level campers and got abused for their trouble!

"Personal responsibility" is really in short supply in this country!

The spillways opened and Karma took it's relentless toll.

Big flows! Big Karma!

**AllanB** · 31st December 2010, 19:02

Sounds a bit dangerous - I'd have waved them down for a chat after the first run.

Strange but I'd picturing the 4 as wearing bikinis and having Farra Fawcett hair-dos.

**98tls** · 31st December 2010, 19:03

There was a time when a clean 4wd would have stuck out worse than a 3rd ball on a Greyhound these days coming across one thats ever been off roads a miracle.

**98tls** · 31st December 2010, 19:05

Originally Posted by oldrider

Like the idiots portrayed on TV news tonight camped around the perimeter of the Waitaki hydro lakes!

"They" did not give us enough warning, cry the "victims"!

FFS, there are signs all over the place and it pelted with rain for almost 48 hours and there were radio warnings issued!

Camp wardens and Meridian staff went around warning low level campers and got abused for their trouble!

"Personal responsibility" is really in short supply in this country!

The spillways opened and Karma took it's relentless toll.

Big flows! Big Karma!

John we are still laughing after seeing that shite on the news.Bloody idiots.Happy New year to you and yours by the way.