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    I understand that there are numerous devices found around an average home that can be used as accoutrements for sexual endeavours.

    Perhaps concerned community members could start compiling a list?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    I understand that there are numerous devices found around an average home that can be used as accoutrements for sexual endeavours.

    Perhaps concerned community members could start compiling a list?
    Vaseline ....

    Johnson's baby Oil ...
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    Vaseline ....

    Johnson's baby Oil ...
    Vaseline? God. Made that mistake once. Never again. It LOOKS like it might be a lubricant. It just doesn't act like one. DATMHSK...Don't ask the missus how she knows.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Perhaps concerned community members could start compiling a list?
    Very concerned... oh yes

    How about a list:
    Kitchen Bench
    Couches
    Chairs
    Shower
    Garage - inc Vehicles
    Childrens toys? (seems to be the "in" thing now)
    Of course the odd movie on a PC or TV for extra fun?

    Then some of the... more direct... accessories:
    Various vegetables and fruits from the fridge
    Sauces from the pantry
    Other food from the pantry (think chocolate etc)
    Vacuum cleaner? (not always fun after the first few seconds)

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    The question we should be asking is:

    What cannot be a sex toy??
    I mentioned vegetables once, but I think I got away with it...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodman View Post
    The question we should be asking is:

    What cannot be a sex toy??
    At my age, any part of me below the waist.
    Time to ride

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    there was one of those in my classroom in highschool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
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    "A Stoke family was left shocked after their young daughter was given a blow-up sheep sex doll as a prize at a fair on the weekend.

    The seven-year-old girl arrived home proudly showing off her sheep, which came complete with a French maid's bonnet and long-lashed blue eyes, The Nelson Mail reports."





    Oh, the Huge Manatee!
    Ha ha ha! Fuck that for a joke!! No seriously I would
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hans View Post
    Vaseline? God. Made that mistake once. Never again. It LOOKS like it might be a lubricant. It just doesn't act like one. DATMHSK...Don't ask the missus how she knows.
    Lesson No2: Never mistake Vicks for vaseline!
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    does the inflatable sheep have an open mouth? If so, where can I get one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cromagnon View Post

    Only $29.95. Thats cheaper than running the missus for a week then expecting a dawnbreaker on Sunday morn.

    Is it true that the Aussie made sheep come with their own jar of flies?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BuzzardNZ View Post
    does the inflatable sheep have an open mouth? If so, where can I get one?
    Yah for spit roasts!

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    Quote Originally Posted by awa355 View Post
    Is it true that the Aussie made sheep come with their own jar of flies?
    nah, you're thinking of the aussie vibrator, a sock full of flies, sold separately!

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