The Bird and being special

**Fatt Max** · 8th January 2011, 21:57

Geezer sounds like a complete and total twatting wanker. Obviously the missus finished putting out years ago, he has nads the size of water melons and needs to get his 'Alpha Male' out before his pants explode......tosser.

Ok, stop thinking about your riding skill, ther ewill be plenty of people on here who will 'right your wrongs' on that front. You did fine, you simply met one of the worlds wankers.

Now, I am in Nelson over Auckland Anniversary weekend, get some details and it the prick is still in town I will find his tent and run through it nude at midnight. I will also nick all his wifes undies, take pics of them and put them on Facebook with the album title "All the boys in town have been in these, but hubby got no chance"

Twat, twat, twat....

**mashman** · 8th January 2011, 23:50

Onya Genie... Are you sure he didn't just have 1 finger on one of his hands, he may have been trying to wave

**hellokitty** · 9th January 2011, 05:23

You weren't in Auckland by any chance?
Sounds like Auckland drivers

he was probably jealous....

**dangerous** · 9th January 2011, 05:37

Originally Posted by Genie

...like I said, the poor wife and children.

99% chance they put him in that mood... poor guy

**sinfull** · 9th January 2011, 06:26

Originally Posted by dangerous

99% chance they put him in that mood... poor guy

Bwahahaha love it !~

Nah he has to be your average controlling jerk who spotted you were a chick on a smaller bike and didn't like the fact that a lowly woman was above him (passing him like he was in the way) on the road that day, wife staring straight ahead tells a tale ('i aint gettin involved in this, it's your turn to feel his wrath') truth be known she prolly copped it later just cause he can.
Put ole Dangerous up there, on the same bike in the same cercums, and i betcha he woudna said boo !@

**Blackbird** · 9th January 2011, 06:50

When the Taupo bypass was being built, there were long queues of cars approaching the new Wairakei roundabout, so I filtered quietly down the side. One car driver must have seen me coming because just as I got level with him, he shouted, "Wait your fuckin'"turn". Brilliant... he must have built up a right head of steam! I just thought it was funny.

**blackdog** · 9th January 2011, 06:57

Originally Posted by Genie

A terrible example to the next generation he has inbred.

fixed for ya

**mattian** · 9th January 2011, 07:52

Originally Posted by Tink

best to pretend you didn't see it.. him!

+1 to that. In my experience, gesticulating back only escalates the situation. I just ignore it now, pretend like you didn't even notice him. I reckon the best revenge is knowing that their final vision of you is your backside disappearing into the distance......

**DMNTD:Me** · 9th January 2011, 08:12

Originally Posted by hellokitty

You weren't in Auckland by any chance?
Sounds like Auckland drivers

he was probably jealous....

Yep....pretty much an everyday event commuting in Auckland. I got to the point that I liked to have fun with it
Bit strange for the top of the South surely?

Sounds like you handled it well though

**vifferman** · 9th January 2011, 08:36

Originally Posted by Blackbird

When the Taupo bypass was being built, there were long queues of cars approaching the new Wairakei roundabout, so I filtered quietly down the side. One car driver must have seen me coming because just as I got level with him, he shouted, "Wait your fuckin'"turn". Brilliant... he must have built up a right head of steam! I just thought it was funny.

I can understand why he would feel that way, but he hadn't thought it through. Bikes sneaking past traffic don't actually disadvantage anyone else - the opposite, in fact! If a biker stays in the queue, it actually slows down those behind him/her momentarily.
But you knew that, eh Geoff?

(Waste of breath trying to explain this to someone like that though... They'd probably be the sort of person that would abuse someone on a bicycle passing them in the cycle lane during 'rush' hour...)

**Latte** · 9th January 2011, 09:11

Originally Posted by Blackbird

When the Taupo bypass was being built, there were long queues of cars approaching the new Wairakei roundabout, so I filtered quietly down the side. One car driver must have seen me coming because just as I got level with him, he shouted, "Wait your fuckin'"turn". Brilliant... he must have built up a right head of steam! I just thought it was funny.

Next time, go right round the roundabout and go back the way you came, then do a U turn further up the road, and filter past him again

(Repeat optional).

**ynot slow** · 9th January 2011, 09:36

The scary thing is this guy driving his waka will possibly end up in the statistics,either wife beater or road fatality,latter more the option with his road rage skills at the best.